"You're really light on your feet for a dog."
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backhanded compliment, backhanded compliments, insult, insults, rude, dance, dancing, dancer, dancers, light on your feet, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies"I went the entire day without any human interaction."
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cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, interaction, human interaction, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies, introvert, introverts, loner, loners, antisocialThe Amazing Adventures of Wondercat.
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cat, cats, superhero, superheroes, superheroic, caped, nap, naps, napping, catnap, catnaps, catnapping, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, sleep in, sleeps in, sleeping in, chair, chairs, kitty, kitten, kittens, inactive, inactivity, lazy, laziness, cat nap, cat naps, cat napping, comic book, comic books, sloth, slothful"Find a patch of sunlight, my boy. Find a patch of sunlight and bask in it."
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cat, cats, family, families, parent, parents, parenting, moving, moving out, moving off, flying the nest, leaving the nest, empty nest, mom, mum, moms, mums, mother, mohers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, sun, sunlight, adult, adulthood, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, lazy, lazy cat, lazy cats, purpose, finding purpose, new life, new world, kid, kids, child, growing up, adulting"I understand cats have three hundred words for kitty litter."
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cat litter, kitty litter, litter box, litter, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies"You're completely screwed up."
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unprofessional, rude, insult, insulting, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, therapist, therapists, therapy, mental health, anxiety, anxieties, stress, stressed, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counseling"Whom should I say is calling?"
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cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, feline, felines, bird, birds, mice, mouse, animal, animals, talking animals, talking animal, talking bird, talking birds, doorman, bellhop, reception, receptionist, receptionists, secretary, secretaries, office, offices, calling, call, calls, pet, pets, pest, pests, pet owner, pet ownersFishy Bumper Sticker
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ichthus, ichthys, jesus fish, jesus, god, christianity, christian, christians, bumper sticker, bumper stickers, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies, fish"It's alive! It's nearly impossible to tell the difference, but it's alive!"
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literature, literary, literacy, mary shelley, frankenstein, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, experiment, experiments, science, scientist, scientists"God,...you are colorblind."
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colorblind, colourblind, color blind, colour blind, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, animal, animals, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies, fashion, fashions, trend, trends, trendy, style, styles, stylish, unfashionablePet Hobbies
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hobby, hobbies, tv, tvs, television, televisions, tv show, tv shows, television show, television shows, couch potato, couch potatoes, bookworm, bookworms, book, books, read, reading, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies"Today is the day I start the new me!"
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animals, animal, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, pussycat, pussycats, kittens, kitten, animal hoarder, hoarder, hoarders, mess, messy, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, drink, drinker, drinking, martini, martinis, bath, bathing, relax, relaxation, relaxing, change, changing, new me, new life, life changes, life changing, motivation, motivational, lazy, laziness, unmotivated, couch potato, couch potatoes, cat fight, cat fights, adopt don't shop, adoption, pet adoption"Of course it's not a read bird. If it were real we could eat it."
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tv, tvs, television, televisions, tv show, tv shows, television show, television shows, bird, birds, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladiesStrikeout Dog
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baseball, baseballs, sport, sports, score, scores, strike, strikes, strikeout, strikeouts, tree, trees, scoreboard, scoreboards, animal, animals, cat, cats, kitty, kitten, kitties, kittens, feline, felines, dog, dogs, pup, puppy, puppies, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, cat owner, cat owners, bully, bullies, bulliedIn case you're interested, you're a manx.
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manx, manx cat, isle of man, cat, cats, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, puns, word play, play on words, slang, rumpy, stumpy, kitty, kitten, kittens, kitties, no tail, tailless, talking animal, talking animals, cat lover, cat lovers"Don't forget cat food."
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crazy cats, kitties, kitty, kitten, kittens, cat, cats, pet, pets, domestic pets, urban life, modern life, modern world, city life, city living, cat lady, crazy cat, apartment, apartment living, don't forget, list, lists, to do, groceries, grocery, shopping, shopping list, store, to the store, obsessed, obsessive, married life, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."
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office, offices, businessman, businessmen, business, businesses, executive, executives, mouse, mice, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies, intercom, intercoms, threat, threaten, eat, eaten, kill, killer, killers, murder, murdered"If I take too many naps during the day, I find it difficult to sleep well at night."
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cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, feline, felines, cat lover, cat lovers, cat lady, cat ladies, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, sleep, sleepy, sleeping, nap, naps, cat nap, cat naps, lazy, insomnia, tired, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking cat, talking catsCat as Trophy - Catastrophe
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play on words, word play, wordplay, catastrophe, catastrophes, pronounce, pronunciation, pronunciations, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies"Whatever you do,...don't scurry!"
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hunter, hunters, hunting, cat and mouse, mouse, mice, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies, stand still, scurry, don't panic, don't move