Knife Cartoons

Knife Cartoons

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Knife cartoon

"Would you mind bringing me a Western utensil?"

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"Would you describe the pain everyone else causes you as dull and throbbing or sharp like a knife?"

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"I do hope you're here for the circumcision."

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"Never bring a wife to a gunfight. That's Day One stuff, guys."

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"The killer had to be a man. Not only is the knife still bloody—it wasn't even put in the sink."

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"Social crutch."

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"I am not a vengeful man, but I do enjoy a touch of retribution now and then."

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Pocket Knife Birdhouse Clock

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"It happened either over the weekend or when I left the office today for lunch."

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Two men stand back-to-back prepared to duel, but one has stabbed the other in the back preemptively

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"What do you mean you 'know someone's been here'?"

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"Friends, Arthur? I would have said we were acquaintances."

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Table Setting, 2019

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A bride and groom hold their guests up with the wedding cake knife.

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"Should we start without him?"

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"You're the only one in here who had to ask for a knife and fork."

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"Does it hurt when I do this?"

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"Once the animal has been rendered lifeless, the rest is quite simple."

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"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."

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"Trust me, Stan. I've got your back."

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Flatware Follies.

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Board Reads: I Am An Insane Eye Doctor And I Am Going To...

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"Oh, I do love a mystery."

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"When life gives you lemons, make a lemon-rind shiv."

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"Your life must be very exciting."

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