"Would you mind bringing me a Western utensil?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, japanese, japan, china, chinese, korea, korean, asia, asian, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, utensil, utensils, spoon, spoons, fork, forks, knife, knives, chopstick, chopsticks, western, international, foreign, unfamiliar
"Would you describe the pain everyone else causes you as dull and throbbing or sharp like a knife?"
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, pain, in pain, describe, examination, examinations, symptom, symptoms, dull, throbbing, sharp, knife, stabbing, anti-social, antisocial, psychology, mental health, therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling
"I do hope you're here for the circumcision."
Tags:death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, creepy, scythe, scythes, soul, souls, eternal soul, underworld, religion, religious, religious imagery, modern, modern life, unexpected, guest, guests, doctor, doctors, knife, knives, jewish, jewish people, party, parties, dinner party, dinner parties, bar mitzvah, knives, sharp, cut, cutting, circumcision, shpasik, jtoons
"Never bring a wife to a gunfight. That's Day One stuff, guys."
Tags:knife, knives, knife fight, robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, gun, guns, gunman, gunmen, stick em up, stick 'em up, criminal, criminals, image gag, pun, play on words, word play, word-play, technical, technically, technicality, heist, heists, invert, inverted, wait a minute, hobo, bum, bums, violence, street, street crime, mug, mugged, mugging, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, criminal, criminals, wife, wives
"The killer had to be a man. Not only is the knife still bloody—it wasn't even put in the sink."
Tags:gender stereotype, killer, killers, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, spouse, spouses, nag, nags, nagging, careless, carelessness, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, husband, husbands, man, men, put away, puts away, putting away, knife, knives, wash, washes, washing up, wash up, washes up, dishwasher, dishwashers, doing dishes, do the dishes, sink, sinks
Tags:social crutch, social crutches, pirate, pirates, captain, captains, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, social, sociable, social anxiety, anxious, self conscious, problem, problems, obstacles, social awkwardness, awkward, weirdo, weirdos, weird, knife, knives, concerning, threatening
"I am not a vengeful man, but I do enjoy a touch of retribution now and then."
Tags:weapon, weapons, weaponry, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, gun control, firearms regulation, gun violence, shooting, gun crime, sword, swords, spear, spears, axe, axes, dagger, daggers, knife, knives, machine gun, machine, guns, rifle, rifles, arms, vengeance, revenge, retribution, violent, violence, getting even, security, safety, motivation, fireplace, fireplaces, mantel, mantels, dangerous, man, men
Pocket Knife Birdhouse Clock
"It happened either over the weekend or when I left the office today for lunch."
Tags:stab in the back, figure of speech, knife, knives, dagger, daggers, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians, revenge, betray, betrayed, backstabber, backstabbers
Two men stand back-to-back prepared to duel, but one has stabbed the other in the back preemptively
Tags:duel, duels, dueling, duelling, fight, fight, fighting, single combat, one-on-one, man-to-man, cheat, cheater, cheaters, kill, murder, murders, stab, stabbing, stab in the back, stab-in-the-back, back-stab, sword, sword, knife, knives, dagger, daggers, gun, guns, pistol, pistols, firearm, firearms, back-to-back, dirty trick, dirty tricks, unfair
"What do you mean you 'know someone's been here'?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, infidelity, cheater, cheaters, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, knife, knives, knife-throwing, knife-thrower, knife-throwers, knife throwing, knife thrower, knife throwers, outline, outlines, wall, walls, dagger, daggers, stuck, obvious, evidence, proof, trick, tricks, circus, performer, performers, magic, magician, magicians
"Friends, Arthur? I would have said we were acquaintances."
Table Setting, 2019
Tags:table setting, table settings, place setting, place settings, phone, phones, smartphone, smartphones, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, tablet, tablets, power point, tablet pc, tablet pcs, charger, chargers, charging point, charging points, dinner manners, dinner etiquette, table manners, table etiquette, mealtime, meal time, knife, knives, fork, forks, plate, plates, soup spoon, salad fork, modern life
A bride and groom hold their guests up with the wedding cake knife.
Tags:bride, brides, groom, grooms, wedding, wedding day, wedding days, reception, receptions, wedding reception, wedding receptions, cut the cake, cutting the cake, knife, knives, holdup, holdups, hold-up, hold-ups, stickup, stickups, stick-up, stick up, rob, robs, robbery, robberies, steal, steals, stealing, thief, thieves, thieving, convict, convicts
"Should we start without him?"
"You're the only one in here who had to ask for a knife and fork."
Tags:knife, knives, silverware, dine, dines, dining, eat out, eats out, eating out, table manners, manners, bad manners, lion, lions, kill, kills, killing, zebra, zebras, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, spectacle, public spectacle, public spectacles, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, stand out, stands out, standing out, chew, chews, chewing, loud chewer, loud chewers, loud chewing
"Does it hurt when I do this?"
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, examination, examinations, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, knife, knives, stab, stabbing, sword, swords, hurt, pain, painful, injury, injuries, stomach, abdomen, wound, wounds, stupid question, stupid questions, dumb question, dumb questions
"Once the animal has been rendered lifeless, the rest is quite simple."
Tags:kitchen, kitchen, cooking, cook, cooks, chef, chefs, food preparation, preparing, chef school, chef schools, cooking school, cooking schools, cooking demonstration, cooking demonstration, demonstration, demonstrations, demo, demos, presentation, presentations, teaching, teacher, teachers, knife, knives, stab, stabbing, kill, killing, lifeless, animal, animals, meat, seafood, meal, meals, education, educational, blood, bloody, violent, violence, cuisine, culinary school, culinary schools
"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, disagreement, disagreements, conflict, conflicts, asleep, sleeping, dream, dreams, dreaming, talking in your sleep, trial, trials, on trial, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, judge, judges, your honor, your honour, washing the dishes, dishwashing, chore, chores, knife, knives, soaking, complain, complaining, complaint, complaints, truth, honest, honesty, confession, confessions, admission, admissions, bed, beds, bedroom scene, bedroom scenes
"Trust me, Stan. I've got your back."
Tags:back, knife, knives, executives, back stabber, backstabber, backstabbers, backstabbing, corporate culture, corporate crime, corporate criminal, corporate criminals, got your back, betray, betrays, betrayal, betrayals, backstab, backstabs, trust me, trust, trustworthy, trustworthiness, liar, liars, lying, mankoff
Board Reads: I Am An Insane Eye Doctor And I Am Going To...
Tags:optician, opticians, irony, ironic, dramatic irony, optometrist, optometrists, check up, check-up, check ups, check-ups, checkup, checkups, eye check, eyes, eye doctor, doctor, killer, murder, murderer, graphic, violent, crazed, crazy, insane, homicide, homicidal maniac, violence, knife, horror, halloween, happy halloween, spooky, scary, creepy
"Oh, I do love a mystery."
Tags:morgue, morgues, mortician, morticians, murder, murders, murderer, missing the obvious, miss the obvious, blind, blindness, mystery, mysterious, mysteries, stab, stabbed, stabbing, stabbings, murder victim, murder victims, knife, knifed, knife crime, knife crimes, crimes, doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d., knife in back, knifed in back, medical mystery, medical mysteries, mortuary, mortuaries, hopsital, hospitals, right under your nose, oblivious
"When life gives you lemons, make a lemon-rind shiv."
Tags:shiv, shivs, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade, lemonades, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, jail, jails, gaol, gaols, crimes, criminal, criminals, convict, convicts, weapon, weapons, knife, knives, cellmate, cellmates, cell mate, cell mates, motivational talk, life coach, life coaching, motivational speech, motivational speeches
"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."