A knight wearing a full suit of armor with a doorknocker attached to his chest.
"Security is lax on this side."
Tags:peasant, peasants, serf, serfs, serfdom, landsknecht, knight, knights, horseman, horsemen, cavalry, cavalier, cavalries, cavalry men, professional, professionalism, professionals, horseback, medieval, melee, flail, flails, plunder, plundering, plundered, raid, raided, raiding, efficiency, efficiency, cruel, cruelty, persevere, persevering, perseverance, tragic, mace, maces, historical, class, class struggle, security, siege, sieges, secure, safe, safety, lax, prioritised, priorities, focus, focussing, focusing, filling the gaps, gaps, hole, holes, gap
"Cheap merch will only hold them for so long."
Tags:merch, merchandise, t-shirt, t-shirts, tshirt, tshirts, shirt, shirts, t-shirt gun, t-shirt guns, t-shirt launcher, t-shirt launchers, t-shirt cannon, t-shirt cannons, viking, vikings, knight, knights, guard, guards, riot, riots, castle, castles, medieval, invader, invaders, invasion, invasions, invaded, distraction, distractions, siege, sieges
"It was a time when men regularly performed great feats of valor but were rarely in touch with their feelings."
Tags:warrior, warriors, ancient warrior, ancient warriors, soldier, soldiers, spartans, roman, knight, knights, romans, spartan, warrior society, warrior societies, emotional support, emotion, emotions, valor, valour, in touch with your emotions, statue, statues, sculptor, sculptors, macho men, macho man, macho male, macho males
The King of Country Music
"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."
Tags:dragon, dragons, knight, knights, dragon, dragons, natural enemy, natural enemies, enemy, enemies, peace talk, peace talks, peace, armistice, lay down arms, laying down arms, truce, truces, international politics, international, peace negotiation, peace negotiations, breakthrough, breakthroughs, fantasy, medieval
"Thanks, but I still want a dollar."
Tags:knight, knights, knighted, king, kings, royal, royalty, royals, monarch, monarchy, royal family, homeless, homelessness, panhandler, panhandle, panhandlers, panhandling, beg, begging, beggar, beggars, bum, bums, knighthood, charity, donate, donation, donations, money, honor, honorable, honour, honourable
"By the time we got there, all we wanted to do was raid their kitchen."
Tags:knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, army, cavalry, horse, horses, armour, armor, commander, commander, captain, captains, spear, spears, weapon, weapons, stab, impale, medieval, history, raid, pillage, plunder, attack, kitchen, kitchens, food, eat, eating, steal, stole, stolen, hunger, hungry, starve, starving
"I'll have a mead spritzer."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, mead, spritzer, spritzers, medieval, history, historical, knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, ordering, order, orders, fancy, girly, unmanly, effeminate, man, men
"Didn't anybody tell you, Walter? You can't change the past."
Tags:knight, knights, knighthood, white knight, white knights, armour, armours, armor, armors, knighthoods, time travel, time traveller, time travellers, time-traveller, time-travellers, time traveling, time travelling, regret, regrets, changing the past, changing the past, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life
Don Quixote at the Beach
Tags:jousting, jouster, jousters, medieval, medieval times, beach, beaches, sunbathe, sunbathing, sunbathers, beach holiday, beach holidays, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach umbrella, beach umbrellas, lance, lances, horseman, horsemen, horse riding, beach donkey, donkey ride, donkey rides, hastilude, knight, knights, medieval knight, medieval knights, don quixote, la mancha, nobleman, noblemen
"It's not fair - they have a much bigger payroll!"
Tags:king, kings, monarch, monarchs, medieval, defense, defence, castle, castles, fort, forts, attack, attacks, invade, invasion, invasions, invading, invaded, siege, sieges, besieged, fair, unfair, unjust, unbalanced, payroll, payrolls, corporate, corporation, business, businesses, games, games, salary, salaries, employee, employees, knight, knights, army, armies, soldier, soldiers, modern, history, contrast, comparison, comparing
"You bet I'd love a free trip to Cancún."
Tags:phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, phone call, phone calls, telephone call, telephone calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, phone conversation, phone conversations, telephone conversation, telephone conversations, telemarketing, telemarketer, telemarketers, tele-marketing, tele-marketer, tele-marketers, cold calling, cold calls, cold caller, cold callers, scam, scams, con, cons, fraud, trickery, free, free trip, free trips, cancun, mexico, won, winner, winners, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, travel, cruise, cruises, you've won, gullible, naive, stupid, dumb, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, guard, guards, knight, knights, modern life, too good to be true
"Do you know a good taxidermist?"
Tags:dragon, dragons, taxidermy, taxidermist, taxidermists, stuff, stuffed, stuffing, princess, princesses, knight, knights, slay, slays, slew, slayed, mounting, mounted, rescue, rescues, rescuing, rescues, cave, caves, trophy, trophies, prince, princes, fantasy, fairytale, fairy tale, fairytales, fairy tales
Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher
Tags:castle, castles, moat, moats, drawbridge, drawbridges, bridge, bridges, knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, medieval, draw bridge, draw bridges, horse, horses, dish, dishes, plate, plates, cup, cups, pot, pots, dishware, dishwasher, dishwashers, dish washer, dish washer, appliance, appliances, kitchen, kitchens, open, opened, opening
"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"
Tags:history, historical, medieval, princess, princesses, prince, princes, royal, royalty, demanding, question, questions, questioning, answer, answers, nagging, angry, knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, armor, armour, suit of armor, suit of armour, weapon, weapons, spear, spears, lance, lances, damsel in distress, rescuing, saving, knight in shining armor, knight in shining armour, woman, women, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts
Tags:dragon, dragons, medieval, knight, knights, princess, princesses, royal, royalty, damsel, damsels, lady, ladies, sword, swords, slay, slay the dragon, slaying the dragon, slaying dragons, castle, castles, rescue, rescuing, damsel in distress, women's empowerment, liberation, female empowerment, strong women, strong woman, empowered women, empowered woman, women's liberation, female liberation, gender equality, don't need a man, prince, princes, relationship, relationships, taking control of your own destiny, like that, learning, learn, teach, teaching, fairytale, fairytales, modern life, modern fairytale, modern fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, modern fairy tale, modern fairy tales, role reversal
Knight on horse approaches a pole vault.
"He's always on message."
Tags:peasant, peasants, serf, serfs, serfdom, landsknecht, knight, knights, horseman, horsemen, cavalry, cavalier, cavalries, cavalry men, professional, professionalism, professionals, horseback, medieval, melee, flail, flails, plunder, plundering, plundered, raid, raided, raiding, efficiency, efficiency, cruel, cruelty, persevere, persevering, perseverance, tragic, mace, maces, historical, class, class struggle, on message, business, businessman, businessmen, busy
Tags:chess, chessboard, chessboards, playing chess, chess pieces, chess piece, game, games, board game, board games, rook, rooks, pawn, pawns, knight, knights, bishop, bishops, king, kings, queen, queens, dressing up, checkmate, beach, beaches, seasside, seashore, sand, sandcastle, sandcastles, sculpture, sculptures
"They're always so surprised when someone disagrees with them."
Tags:king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, guard, guards, knight, knights, guardian, guardians, chasing, running, running away, escaping, following, threatening, disagreement, disagreements, disagree, disagreeing, surprised, surprise, shock, shocked, death threat, death threats, revolution, revolutions, rebellion, rebellions, history, historical, medieval
"I always get stuck in the wrong line."
Tags:airport, airports, flying, air travel, travel, tourism, passenger, passengers, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, travelling, traveling, screening, screenings, security screening, security screenings, security, protection, safety, scanner, scanners, metal detector, metal detectors, detector, detectors, officer, officers, agent, agents, tsa, t.s.a., transportation security administration, department of homeland security, tray, trays, stuck, trapped, line, lines, line up, line ups, lineup, lineups, queue, queues, waiting, impatient, impatience, wrong, long, knight, knights, armor, armour, removing, holding up the line, going through security, history, historical, medieval, fashion, fashion choices, bad fashion choices, bad choices, bad choice, bad decision, bad decisions, modern life
A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.
Tags:myth, myths, legend, legends, dragon, dragons, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, knight, knights, medieval, hunting, hunter, hunters, hunting trophy, hunting trophies, taxidermy, head, heads, game hunting, game hunter, game hunters, hobby, hobbies, sport, sports, role reversal, swapping roles, role-reversal