The King of Country Music
"Thanks, but I still want a dollar."
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"Didn't anybody tell you, Walter? You can't change the past."
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Knight on horse approaches a pole vault.
"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"
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Cream Pie Joust
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"Oh, good, you brought your pony."
The Agents of the Round Table
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"You now face the final challenge- ordeal by media."
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Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.
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"Is it starting to feel like mission creep?"
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"I want to apologize for some of the remarks I made during the heat of battle."
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"There goes your knighthood."
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Helmet Tan Line