"You know, Margaret, a lot of people who can knit don't."
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"It was better before God took up knitting."
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"Were we expecting the Worsteds?"
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"Mind if I knit?"
Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf
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"I'm not knitting anything. I'm just trying to look haimish for my Jewish boyfriend."
Watch out for number one.
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"No, it's not for Bundles for Britain. Guess again."
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"Isn't there some other way to celebrate the bicentennial of the French revolution."
"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"
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