"You keep him busy while I go for help."
"You know, Margaret, a lot of people who can knit don't."
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"I don't want to say, 'I told you so', but you've knitted yourself into a corner."
"It was better before God took up knitting."
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"Were we expecting the Worsteds?"
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"She'll have to call you back. She's on a roll."
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"Mind if I knit?"
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Watch out for number one.
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"No, it's not for Bundles for Britain. Guess again."
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"I really had it finished at Brooklyn Bridge, but I don't get off till Flatbush Avenue."
"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"
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