"You keep him busy while I go for help."
"You know, Margaret, a lot of people who can knit don't."
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Welcome to Doreenia!
"I don't want to say, 'I told you so', but you've knitted yourself into a corner."
"It was better before God took up knitting."
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"Were we expecting the Worsteds?"
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"She'll have to call you back. She's on a roll."
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"Mind if I knit?"
"Some Things Are Better Left Unembroidered"
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Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf
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"Maybe if your creativity had fewer outlets, it would come out of you with more force."
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"I'm not knitting anything. I'm just trying to look haimish for my Jewish boyfriend."
Watch out for number one.
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"Great, now they all want a scarf."
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"No, it's not for Bundles for Britain. Guess again."
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"Isn't there some other way to celebrate the bicentennial of the French revolution."
"I really had it finished at Brooklyn Bridge, but I don't get off till Flatbush Avenue."
"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"
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