"This is my friend Ted, and this is Ted's lower-priced knockoff."
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"Hey, I love what you've done with the office."
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Hay Rides $10
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"We're done - there's nothing left in the world to bastardize."
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Less Than Superheros
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"Get your knockoff pretzels."
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6 Brothers Falafel
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Cut-Rate Think Tanks - Now available for hire.
"We're from the Neighborhood Watch committee. We've heard you're wearing a fake Rolex."
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