"Oh, like you know something the Internet doesn't know."
"Can't you just say 'Scarlatti' instead of "Scarlatti, of course'?"
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"Let me interrupt your expertise with my confidence."
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"That just shows how little you know."
"Every time he's right, he does that."
"The exhaustive analysis of our nation's predicament has arrived."
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"Hey, Johnny—am I nuts, or does this have a hint of oak?"
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"You know what just might work in Bosnia? Tear gas."
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"The thing is, I've grown and you haven't."
"It's amazing what you can see once you get away from the light pollution."
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"… then I found a million cash in my desk drawer. I can't tell you what a boost that was."
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"The Man Who Knew Enough"
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"The human being can survive for three weeks without food, and three seconds without correcting someone's grammar."
"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."
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"Your wife is in overly critical condition."
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"Deploy countermeasures, for crying out loud! Oy, you're just like your father but lazier."
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" 'Grrr' is not a word."
"This is my husband—Horace
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"Of course it's depressing. It's supposed to be depressing. It's a tragedy."
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"I said it was Schubert, he said it was Schumann, I turned out to be right, he felt threatened, and I haven't seen him since."
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"No, actually the viola is played more like this."
"You're the kind who has plenty of opinions but no suggestions."
"Listen, everybody; as a special treat, David will now read us several of his recent letters to The New York Times, chiding them for criticizing Israel."
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The Man Who Knew Way Too Much
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