"I'm a social scientist, Michael. That means I can't explain electricity or anything like that, but if you ever want to know about people I'm your man."
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Inside One's Memory Bank
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"I'm not a guru. I'm just hanging out here till my renovation is done."
"One question: If this is the Information Age, how come nobody knows anything?"
"Nobody knows anything."
"My position is very simple. I prefer not knowing whether a person is gay or Irish."
"They say, 'The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one great thing.' Want to hear it?"
"This week on 'The Amazing Race to Enlightenment,' can Jim and Suzy achieve right mindfulness? And will Barb and Candy be eliminated for relentless clinging to the self?"
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The Information Barn: Everything You Wanted To Know At Rock Bottom Prices
"Does it say I'm a Wittgenstein scholar?"
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"You just don't get it, do you?"
"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"
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"This is the tree of knowledge. We also have a tree of athletic ability and a tree if you want to be a good dancer."
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The Knowledge Hut - Formerly P.S. 102
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"I hope you like sports metaphors."
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"We need to start seeing other news sources."
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"I'm afraid I can't help you. I'm from New Zealand, and all I know is sheep."
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"Do you really know what you're doing, or do you Google-search know?"
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King Solomon goes on "Jeopardy!"
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"It's an orchid."
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"I think I've acquired some wisdom over the years, but there doesn't seem to be much demand for it."
"Quick, hon. I think he's got it."
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"I'm cutting articles out of the newspaper while we still can."
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A Little Knowledge
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"It's hard to believe he was all we had before Google."
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