"And remember, if you need anything I'm available 24/6."
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"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"
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"The person we're trying to poison—does he have any dietary restrictions?"
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"I'm sorry, sir, but you needed to order the kosher meal when you were abducted."
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"...and a half-pound of pain and anguish."
"Are you crazy? A bacon and tomato sandwich? On Yom Kippur?"
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"'Happily ever after' you want? Then you keep the house kosher!"
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"Judy Solomon gained nine pounds over the weekend because she ate trayf!"
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"Back inside, Bernie! The buffet is full of shrimp, pork and ham!"
"No ham in this, I hope?"
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"It's not a question of kosher. He's checking the rabbi's name to see if it's one whose politics he agrees with."
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"So how about coming back to my place and I'll explain the Jewish dietary laws to you."
"So exactly when did you first experience this craving for a corned beef sandwich on white bread with mayonnaise and a glass of milk?"
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"I'd invite you back to the house for a glass of iced tea, but I'm afraid our kitchen isn't kosher."
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"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"
"Actually, we'd feel a lot safer in a Jewish neighborhood."
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"And here's a list of food you can't eat."
Choices, Reform, Conservative, Orthodox
"Is it kosher to say '#Blessed' on this post?"
"Open the pod bay doors, HAL - we can't wait for the shabbos goy"