"Step carefully- Los Angeles is one of their major cities!"
"I just don't think a giant flaming blob of alien ectoplasm would say that."
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Welcome to Hollywood
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"Call my attorney and say that I killed Ted in self-defense. Call my publicist and say that I wish Ted the best of luck in all his future endeavors."
"But enough about my body. Let's talk about your body."
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"I still compose my tweets in longhand on a yellow legal pad."
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Los Angeles 250 Miles
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Never Worked in This Town Again
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"I couldn't hack it in L.A.—I was decontextualized."
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"I was raised in New York and Nancy is from L.A., but we're bringing up the children bicoastal."
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"It's supposed to be a comedy, so I've had Steve, here, red-flag the funny parts."
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Too Skinny, Too Fat
"Gentlemen, I am happy to announce that as of today we are closing down our Washington news bureau and moving the entire operation to L.A."
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Store for Lease - Rodeo Drive
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"I'm afraid that's a wrap for this session!"
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Maps to the house arrests of the stars
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"Do you ever wonder if you could function in L.A.?"
"California has always been too big for its britches."
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"Good luck getting a sandwich at this hour in L.A."
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"The TV money is good, but, as a writer, I feel more creatively fulfilled by the movie money."
"You get out of line, Mitchell, and you'll never work in this town again. By 'this town' I mean, of course, Hollywood."
"The trailer didn't live up to the teaser."
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"I don't think I ever before-realized the distinct difference between northern and southern California."
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"Sure, if this was New York, I'd be your editor and you'd be the author - but this is L.A., so I'm your agent and you're the whatever."