"Wow-free sky hoagies!"
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"From a man's point of view, do you think it's beautiful?"
A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.
"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."
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"I'd appreciate it if you talked to me without staring at my gills."
"Sit tight, chief-I'll take you out where the big swords are."
Tags:tour, tours, touring, fish, fishery, fisherman, fishermen, fished, fishing, fishin, sword, swords, arthurian, arthur, king arthur, camelot, excalibus, excaliburs, lady of the lake, lady in the lake, medieval, legend, legends, culture clash, cultural, time skip, time skips, big fish, big fishing, history, historical, british, british legend, british history, lake fish, lake fishing, lake, lakes
"I am the Lady of the Lake, and because thou hast defiled my crystal waters I must hence smite thee. That or penalize thee a stroke. Your call."
Tags:sport, sports, golf, golfer, golfers, golfing, water trap, water traps, water hazard, water hazards, hazard, hazards, water, pond, ponds, lake, lakes, golf course, golf courses, excalibur, king arthur, lady of the lake, camelot, arthurian, literature, myth, myths, legend, legends, folklore, nimue, sorceress, sorceresses, enchantress, enchantresses, magic, mystical, magical, penalty, penalties, punishments, death, penalty stroke, penalty strokes, threat, threats, threatening, stroke, strokes, score, scores
"But first we're going to watch your phone die."
Tags:gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, mob, mobster, mobsters, mafia, criminal, criminals, death, execution, murder, murderer, murderers, kill, killer, killers, dock, docks, waterfront, pier, piers, harbour, harbor, harbours, harbors, water, sea, seas, ocean, oceans, lake, lakes, sleeping with the fish, cement, cement shoes, cellphone, cellphones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smartphone, smartphones, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, suffer, suffering, cruel, waterlogged, dead phone, phone obsession, phone obsessed, modern life, millennial, millennials
"Drowning. What's new with you?"
Tags:sight gag, sight gags, visual gag, visual gags, reflection, reflection, illusion, illusions, optical illusion, optical illusions, upside down, upside-down, impossible, impossibility, marriages, husband and wife, husbands and wives, couple, couples, lake, lakes, river, rivers, reflections in water
The Hudson River School Takes a Working Vacation
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"Hail to thee, Frederick Law Olmsted!"
Tags:new york, new york city, manhattan, america, usa, central park, parks, urban park, urban parks, nature, architecture, architect, bow bridge, bridge, bridges, lake, lakes, famous architects, landscape, landscapes, landscape architecture, landscape architectures, public spaces, public space, public parks, public park, leisure, leisure parks, recreation, admiration, admire, admirers, public, pedestrian, pedestrians
"Do you have a moment to talk about toxic waste?"
Tags:toxic waste, solicitor, solicitors, solicitation, creature, creatures, pollute, pollutes, polluting, pollution, creature from the black lagoon, movie monster, movie monsters, monster film, monster films, monster, monsters, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up, river, rivers, pond, ponds, lake, lakes, lagoon, lagoons, global warming, climate change
Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner
"Fun Fact: 10,000 years ago, this was a lake!
Crater Lake Annual Yogurt Guzzle! This year's flavor: Raspberry Marijuana.
"People don't give me bread crumbs. I take them."
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"Either Those Ducks are Dead Or We're Standing Upside Down In A Lake."
"Do you have any tips or advice for someone just starting out breathing air?"
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"So where were you during the tourist season?"
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"She just got her period, which is why she's using a maxi pad."
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Fisherman catches a boot; a nearby fish leaps out of the water holding a human foot in its mouth
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"You really took Muffy and Scott and Todd down to the lake and let them go...honest? Have you got a note or something from them so I could be sure?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, fish, fishbowl, fishbowls, goldfish, fish bowl, fish bowls, lake, free, freedom, let go, honesty, truth, lies, lying, liar, liars, trick, tricks, trickster, tricksters, scam, scams, scammer, scammers, con artist, con artists, con, cons, dishonest, note, notes, letter, letters, proof, evidence
How they were named.
The legendary birth of an idiom