Landlord Cartoons

"I'll just eat at the bar."

"I'm sorry, but a singularity inside the apartment is hardly the co-op's responsibility."

"They say, 'The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one great thing.' Want to hear it?"

"We're heading south for the winter—any chance we can get the place again next spring?"

"No more peanuts until you buy another round of drinks."

"Vodka on the rocks, in the rocks, around the rocks, and under the rocks."

"What does your mother have to do to get a drink around here?"

Dickens' First Encounter with a Martini

"What do you have in the way of gateway drinks?"

"I'd like to buy everyone a drink. All I ask in return is that you listen patiently to my shallow and simplistic views on a broad range of social and political issues."

"They keep asking for more ice for their drinks."

"Once upon a time there were three little pigs who had this real sweetheart of a rent-controlled deal."

"This building has been sold. If we have any questions regarding repairs or painting, we should call our new landlord, Namaguchi Reality. In Tokyo."

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"Oh, sure, I remember him. He was quiet, mostly kept to himself, paid the rent on time. You know, we were only married for sixteen years."

"I don't want to know anything about it - as long as they stay out of the kitchen!"

"O.K., bud, this is a stickup."

Valentines for Real Estate

Complaints at the Beehive Condo

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

"Do you have a Frequent Drinkers card?"

Boarder Collie (There's a light out in my room … It's freezing in here.. Meat loaf again?)

"Joe, the beautiful people are back from their summer places. Would you mind not coming in anymore?"