Language Cartoons

'Oxymoron'

"A billion is a thousand million? Why wasn't I informed of this?"

"Speak"

"Say what's on your mind, Harris - the language of dance has always eluded me."

"Sir, the following paradigm shifts occurred while you were out."

The Emergence Of Language

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

"Polly want to abandon speaking of herself in the third person."

"Qu'est-ce que c'est?"Title: FRENCH FOR BANKERS.

"O.K., on my signal we're going to shift from pre-millennial to post-millennial thinking."

"Granddad was the very first person ever to say 'Oh, wow!' "

"Relax, honey - change is good."

"Learned counsel should use shorter words. Learned counsel is forgetting that this Court was not an 'A' student."

"We'll start out by speaking in simple declarative sentences."

"Midnight already? Zounds! My wife will heap contumely upon my head!"

"I, too, want to preserve the environment, just as it is: acid rain, holes in the ozone layer, lots of crap in the air."

"Let's do it, let's fall in love."

"I love you anyway, too."

Law 'N' Order

"I'll start thinking outside the box when the box is empty."

"Compost? I say it's manure, and I say the hell with it!"

The International Date Line

"I can't put it into layman's language for you. I don't know any layman's language."

M-Day

In A Just World