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Languages Cartoons
Languages cartoon 1 of 71
'Oxymoron'
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pun, puns, word play, play on words, linguistic, linguistics, language, languages, language joke, oxymoron, oxen, ox, cow, cows, cattle, animal, animals, farm, farming, moron, morons, explanation, explanatory, explanatory joke, stupidity, stupid, idiot, idiocyLanguages cartoon 2 of 71
"Speak"
Languages cartoon 3 of 71
"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, eating, dining, reserving, reservation, reservations, dinner, waiter, waiters, server, servers, host, hosts, booking, name, names, language, languages, english, grammar, honorific, honorifics, title, titles, prefix, prefixes, dr, dr., doctor, doctors, medical, medicine, education, degree, degrees, postgraduate, postgraduates, phd, ph.d., postgraduate doctoral degree, customer service, service, rude, bad mannersLanguages cartoon 4 of 71
"Qu'est-ce que c'est?"Title: FRENCH FOR BANKERS.
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french, learning french, french language, language, languages, foreign language, foreign languages, learning a foreign language, language class, languages classes, language lesson, language lessons, french class, french classes, french lesson, french lessons, french teacher, french teachers, education, teacher, teachers, lesson, lesson, class, classes, classroom, classrooms, qu'est-ce que c'est, bank, banks, baking, banker, bankers, money, argent, l'argent, vocabulary, international, what is this, international trade, international bankingLanguages cartoon 5 of 71
"We'll start out by speaking in simple declarative sentences."
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language, languages, linguistic, linguistics, education, educate, educating, teach, teaching, history, historic, historical, learn, learning, speak, speaking, oral history, stone age, stone ages, iron age, iron ages, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo erectus, homo sapien, homo sapiens, caveman, cavemen, cave man, cave men, cave-man, cave-men, prehistory, prehistoric, cave, caves, declarative, simple, simplicity, complicate, complicated, complex, progress, progression, progressions, progressiveLanguages cartoon 6 of 71
"I can't put it into layman's language for you. I don't know any layman's language."
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layman, laymen, language, languages, pretentious, pretentiousness, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, elitism, translate, translates, translating, translation, translations, translator, translators, dumb down, dumbs down, dumbing down, education, highly educated, expert, experts, expertise, out of touch, ivory tower, ivory towersLanguages cartoon 7 of 71
"It's pronounced 'hee-la' monster. The 'g' sounds like an 'h.' "
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, animal, animals, lizard, lizards, reptile, reptiles, gila monster, gila monsters, language, languages, pronunciation, english, unhelpful, wasting time, biting, bite, emergency, emergenciesLanguages cartoon 8 of 71
"Your vocabulary is enlarged."
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lit, literature, literary, literatures, lit major, vocab, vocabulary, words, word, language, languages, brain, brains, smart, smarter, smartness, intelligent, intelligence, brain, brains, x-ray, xray, x ray, scan, scans, scanned, medical, doctor, doctors, consultant, consultants, surgery, surgeon, skull, skulls, exam, examination, appointment, word, words, play on words, word playLanguages cartoon 9 of 71
"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."
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child, children, baby, babies, infant, infants, newborn, newborns, new baby, new babies, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, new parents, family, families, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, new mothers, new mom, new moms, new mum, new mums, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, new dad, new dads, new father, new fathers, raising a child, raising children, proud parent, proud parents, life lessons, learn, learning, teach, teaching, language, languages, fluent, fluency, bilingual, law, legalese, legal, lawyer, lawyers, career, careers, job, jobs, profession, professions, dream, dreams, ambition, ambitions, future career, future lawyer, maturity, grow up, growing up, develop, developmentLanguages cartoon 10 of 71
'100% Grammatically Correct Popular Tunes'
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language, languages, english, singing, album, albums, music, musical, musically, song, songs, songbook, tune, tunes, grammar, grammatical, grammatically, grammars, grammar rules, play on words, word play, word-play, cd, fuddy, fuddy duddy, killjoy, kill joy, modern, modern life, criticism, grammar nazi, grammar-nazi, grammarnazi, grammar nazis, grammar-nazisLanguages cartoon 11 of 71
Skyscraper/Tower of Babel
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tower of babel, skyscraper, skyscrapers, human endeavour, building site, building sites, construction site, construction sites, human limitation, human limitations, arrogance, ambition, human ambition, architecture, architect, architects, language, languages, language divide, language barrier, human cooperation, empire state building, tower, towers, urban expansion, bible story, bible storiesLanguages cartoon 12 of 71
"I think Italian is spoken in Heaven and Dutch is spoken in Hell."
Languages cartoon 13 of 71
Genius Grants and Recipients
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money, grants, grant, academic, academia, academics, education, educational, higher education, government, governments, governmental, scientific research, research grant, research, research grants, science, scientific, scientist, scientists, scientifically, discovery, discover, experiments, experiment, experimental, experimenting, language, languages, cliche, cliches, clichés, cliché, blonde, blondes, woodchuck, wood chuck, gumLanguages cartoon 14 of 71
"I'm not trying to say anything-I'm just talking."
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phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, phone call, phone calls, telephone call, telephone calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, phone conversation, phone conversations, telephone conversation, telephone conversations, say something, saying something, language, languages, word play, wordplay, conversation, conversations, communication, no meaning, no hidden meaning, talkingLanguages cartoon 15 of 71
"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, walking the dog, walkies, dog walking, thinking, think, thought, thoughts, philosophy, philosopher, philosophers, philosophical, bow wow, woof, language, languages, i think therefore i am, rene descartes, descartesLanguages cartoon 16 of 71
"Just so you know—the official language of Heaven is Aramaic."
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heaven, heavenly, heavens, heavenly gates, pearly gates, st peter, peter, saint, saints, angel, angels, angelic, angelically, religious, god, gods, lord, religions, religious imagery, st. peter, the heavens, after life, after-life, afterlife, life after death, paradise, paradiso, nirvana, condolence, condolences, sympathy, sympathies, aramaic, language, languages, linguistics, linguist, word play, play on words, word-playLanguages cartoon 17 of 71
"Francophobe meet Francophile."
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party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, guest, guests, introductions, introducing, language, languages, foreign language, foreign languages, french, francophile, francophobe, unlikely friendship, unlikely friendships, opposites, opposites attract, relationship, relationships, word play, wordplayLanguages cartoon 18 of 71
A panhandler and his dog stand next to a sign that reads "Bill and his talking dog"; the dog beside him speaks in Chinese and Japanese.
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beggar, beggars, begging, bum, bums, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, street person, street people, homeless, living on the street, money, donation, donations, charity, poverty, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, pet trick, pet tricks, dog trick, dog tricks, foreign language, foreign languages, language, languages, japanese, chineseLanguages cartoon 19 of 71
"Gigot de sept heures."
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food, cooking, cooks, cook, chef, chefs, home chef, home chefs, home cook, home cooks, homemade, home cooking, lamb, leg of lamb, gigot, seven hours, meal, meals, dinner, dinners, cuisine, french, language, languages, culinary, househusband, househusbands, bachelor, bachelors, man, menLanguages cartoon 20 of 71
"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "
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cat, cats, dogs, dog, language, languages, culture, cultures, different languages, different cultures, cultural differences, negotiate, negotiations, negotiation, political negotiation, political negotiations, translate, translating, translator, translators, interpreter, interpreting, interpreters, political leader, political leaders, adviser, advisers, advisor, advisors, political adviser, political advisers, political advisor, political advisors, fetch, fetching, playing fetchLanguages cartoon 21 of 71
Berlitz guide to Scamese
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language, languages, foreign language, foreign languages, language learning, translate, translation, translations, interpret, interpretation, interpretations, english, scamese, scam, con, trick, fraud, scam artist, scam artists, scammer, scammers, con men, spam, spammer, spammers, spam mail, spam e-mail, spam e-mails, span email, spam emails, junk, junk mail, junk email, junk emails, junk e-mail, junk e-mails, nigerian prince scam, nigerian prince scams, money, send money, 419 scam, 419 scams, internet crime, internet security, internet scam, crimes, internet, email, emails, e-mail, e-mails, modern lifeLanguages cartoon 22 of 71
"Bonjour, mon amour - forgive my English, but I should like to spread you all over myself."
Languages cartoon 23 of 71
Further Studies in Pigeon English
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bird, birds, pigeon, pigeons, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking animal, language, languages, foreign language, foreign languages, bilingual, multilingual, teacher, teachers, learning, learn, student, students, education, educated, educate, urban animals, bread crumb, blackboard, chalkboard, instructor, instructionLanguages cartoon 24 of 71
Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.
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history, historical, military, ancient, rome, roman, romans, roman empire, soldier, soldiers, warrior, warriors, latin, language, languages, julius caesar, caesar, veni, vidi, vici, i came, i saw, i conquered, victory, victories, mani, manicure, pedi, pedicure, nail, nails, toenail, toenails, fingernail, fingernails, painted, nail polish, nail polish, nail varnish, nail varnish, beauty, beauty salon, beauty salons, manicurist, manicurists, pedicurist, pedicurists, nail technician, nail technicians, beauty parlor, beauty parlor, beauty parlour, beauty parlours, catchphrase, catchphrases, word play, wordplayLanguages cartoon 25 of 71
"When are people going to stop speaking every sentence like it's a question?"
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