"I just feel fortunate to live in a world with so much disinformation at my fingertips."
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"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"
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"You've got pie."
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"Before we go to lockup, you've got to see this hilarious video."
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"Whaddaya say we turn off the television, go upstairs, get into bed and turn on our computers?"
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"I get my best ideas in airports, peeking at other people's laptops."
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A chicken looks at a computer screen that reads "Y2K is coming! Y2K is coming!!".
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"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."
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Everything is charged!"
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Meet The People in the Bookstore Café Staring at Their Laptops 2-4 p.m.
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"It started out as my itemized deductions, but it's turned into a novel."
"Demi Moore had a really sad tweet."
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"I'll be right back- can you watch my Large Hadron Collider?"
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"Any of you pretty ladies just get my e-mail?"
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"Keep in mind, this all counts as screen time."
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"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."
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"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."
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"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."
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"We met online."
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"A bunch of friends are coming over to stare at their phones."
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"Will she still love me after January 1st, 2000?"
"I moved to the Internet to be closer to my children."
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