"Are the kids asleep?"
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"The reason it's going to keep ﬂashing on and off is that we love you, and we want you to love us, too."
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Our Summer Without Dave
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"Stop it! You're killing me!"
"Cut to commercial! For pity's sake, cut to commercial!"
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Late Night with Patrick O'Brian
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"I see myself as a lot like Garbo, but very much a people person!"
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"Gold is finally making a move and you sit here doing nothing."
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"They do very well in a talk show format."
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"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."
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"It's 4 A.M.—maybe you'd sleep better if you bought some crap!"
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"I don't even know when late night begins anymore."
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