"If you laugh at all of God's jokes, he's never going to learn what's funny."
"Mr. Herman, you made me laugh and you made me cry, but you didn't make me money."
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"Go find out why a peasant is giggling at midday."
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"Oh, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, sir."
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"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"
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"Tell me the truth—have I ever made tea come out of your nose?"
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"All right, Rogers! I know I made a humorous remark, but in my opinion you've laughed enough."
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"I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I saw you jacket."
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"Why is it, Oogluk, that though the years may come and the years may go, you still never fail to find it amusing when someone slips and falls on the ice?"
"I developed my sense of humor as a defense mechanism and it turned into a lethal offensive weapon."
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"Remember that time you made me laugh and people came out of my nose?"
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Co-pilot smirks at paper airplane stuck in the hair of the pilot
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"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."
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"I envy you—laughing all day long, and being paid for it, too!"
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"Angelo tells us you haven't been laughing."
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"I have a great weakness for men who make me laugh. So go ahead!"
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"We laugh, but it's a mirthless laugh."
"I just love the way he goes 'Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.' "
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"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."
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"I laughed so hard I almost scent-marked."
"When you get a chance, remember to ask God the meaning of life-it's a riot."
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"Of course you still make me laugh, just not out loud."
"I have to admit, sometimes I laugh on the inside too."
Brew 'N' Brouhaha
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