"Mr. Herman, you made me laugh and you made me cry, but you didn't make me money."
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"Go find out why a peasant is giggling at midday."
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"She no longer laughs at my joke."
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"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."
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"I envy you—laughing all day long, and being paid for it, too!"
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"Angelo tells us you haven't been laughing."
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"We laugh, but it's a mirthless laugh."
"I just love the way he goes 'Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.' "
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"I laughed so hard I almost scent-marked."
"When you get a chance, remember to ask God the meaning of life-it's a riot."
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"I have to admit, sometimes I laugh on the inside too."
"I was indulging in levity, and Mr. Merkel made me leave the room."
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"Go down there and make them laugh."
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"Your laughter, Kevin, is decidedly medicinal."
"I wish I could laugh, but I have a Ph.D."
"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."
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"She's always been able to make me laugh."
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"If something is so funny perhaps you'd like to share it with us!"
"Well, thank heavens I can still laugh about it!"
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"You used to have a funny little laugh, Marshall. What happened to your funny little laugh."
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"But, seriously folks…."
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"Hey, Eddie, wanna hear a joke that's offensive now, in bad taste two years from now, funny in eight, and no one gets in twenty?"
"Relax, relax. There's plenty more where that came from."