"Run it by legal." "Run it by accounting."
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office, offices, run it by, legal, accounting, law, accounting, right side, left side, right-side, left-side, demon, angel, demons, angels, businessman, businessmen, business man, business men, legality, affordable, boring, inconsequential, boring, doesn't matter, choice, choices, dilemma, dilemmas, profit motive, profit, profits, moral, morals, morality, bottom line"Innocence is no excuse."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, innocent, innocence, ignorant, ignorance, excuse, excuses, alibi, alibis, crime, legal principle, legal principles, ignorantia juris non excusat, ignorantia legis neminem excusat, legal doctrine, knowledge of the law, ignorance of the law is no excuse, word play, wordplay"Me? I'm just one of those shadowy figures who inhabit the mysterious twilight world where the medical and legal professions meet."
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party, cocktails, parties, partying, medical, medicine, pharma, big pharma, big-pharma, pharmaceuticals, medicines, legal, law, laws, legal profession, professions, twilight, dodgy, shady, suspect, sketchy, money, earning, wealthy, corrupt, corruptions, corruption, corrupting, legal, lawyer, lawyers, shadowy, operation, operations, operating, lawful"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"
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dissent, dissenting opinion, dissenting opinions, judge, judges, scotus, s.c.o.t.u.s., supreme court of the united states, justice, justices, law, laws, legal, justice system, legal system, supreme court, agreement, agreeing, disagreeing, disagreement, court, courts, decision, decisions, deciding, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, bias, prejudice, prejudiced, biased, judicial impartiality, impartial, impartiality, corrupt, corruption, blatant, obvious, disqualifying, recusing, judicial disqualification, judicial recusal, good news, fair"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."
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judge, judges, court, courtrooms, courtroom, law, laws, crime, crimes, criminals, criminal, trial, trials, lawyer, lawyers, defense, defence, defense attorney, prosecutor, solicitor, barrister, trial lawyer, defense attorneys, judging, ruling, rules, indignant, individual, individuals, character, characters, trial lawyers, defendant, defendants, guilty, not guilty, guilt, jury, honor, juries, weak defense"Ask the judge whether we can find the defendant not guilty and still execute him."
"Not guilty, Your Honor, and thank you for asking."
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polite, politeness, etiquette, manner, manner, good manners, thank you, crime, criminal, law, court, courst, court of law, courtroom, judge, judges, judged, judicial, jury, jury service, not guilty, defendant, defendants, lawyer, lawyers, legal, legality, legal system, criminal justice, justice, guilt, verdict, verdicts"I'm just here for the dental."
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prison, prisons, dental, insurance, insure, insured, health, dentist, dentists, health insurance, health-insurance, health plan, health-plan, healthcare, health-care, health care, jail, benefit, benefits, jail, jails, logical, law, laws, criminal, criminals, jailbird, jailbirds, treatment, treatments, universal healthcare"No, I don't think your decisions are too Draconian. Do you think my decisions are too Draconian?"
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court, courts, courthouse, courthouses, trial, trials, case, cases, decision, decisions, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, draconian, old-fashioned, strict, harsh, opinion, opinions"My question is for the medical examiner."
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law, laws, legal, legality, legalism, legalisms, jury, juries, juror, jurors, jury duty, duty, court, court of law, courts, court room, court rooms, courtroom, courtrooms, judge, judges, judicial, judiciary, foreman, fore, trial, trialled, trialed, trials, excuse, excuses, doctor, doctors, check up, check-up, check ups, check-ups, checkup, checkups, tv, medical examiner, medical examiners, loophole, workaround, selfish, selfishness"And now may I bite your neck?"
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college, colleges, current events, current event, consent, consenting, consents, consensual, consensually, safe, safety, dracula, vamp, vampire, vampires, count dracula, dating, date, dates, law, laws, rule, rules, legislation, myth, mythological creatures, seek consent, seeking consent, protect, protective, protection, protective measures, extensive, extensively, asking, ask, asks, communicate, communication, communicated, communicating, bite, biting, bites, fang, fangs"My bill isn't terribly controversial. It would provide modest tax breaks for people who don't really need them."
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politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, president, presidents, rich, rich people, wealth, wealthy, wealthy people, controversial, controversy, political party, political parties, republican, republicans, tax, taxes, tax break, tax breaks, tax cut, tax cuts, washington dc, greed, greedy, corporate greed, legislation, law, laws, bill, bills"The Feds have authorized me to leave your child behind."
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no child left behind, no child left behind act, law, laws, teacher, teachers, program, programs, bush, bush administration, george w. bush, president bush, president george w. bush, education policy, education policies, education department, education departments, student, students, education reform, education reformer, education reformers, educator, educators, teacher, teachers, teaching, teaching program, teaching programs, federal law, federal laws"Hey, the Constitution isn't engraved in stone."
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government, bureaucracy, politics, ethics, legal, law, laws, government officials, government official, political leader, political leaders, capitol building, constitution, constitutional, changeable, change the law, unconstitutional, lobbyist, activist, big business, businesses, ceo, owner, vote, voter, voters, voting, democracy"It's the S.E.C. How do you plead?"
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receptionists, business, law, securities, securities and exchange commission, s.e.c., corruption, corrupt, white collar crime, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, stockbroker, stockbrokers, broker, brokers, stocks and bonds, watchdog, watchdogs, regulator, regulators, regulation, regulations, mankoff"I'm sorry, I can't help you-you're subject to bird law now."
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police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobile, tree, trees, stuck, trapped, accident, accidents, car accident, car accidents, strange, unusual, bird, birds, bird law, car in a tree, legal system, law, laws, animal, animals, transportation, legal issue, legals issues, legal problem, legal problems, help, aid, up a tree"I have two mommies. I know where the apostrophe goes."
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elementary, kid, kids, child, childhood, nostalgia, nostalgic, childish, kindergarten, grade, preschool, pre-school, educating, education, teacher, teachers, modern, modern life, modern world, student, students, playful, playfulness, eager, eagerness, eagerly, happy, happiness, patient, patience, book, books, school, schools, schooling, wife, wives, woman loving woman, wlw, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtq+, inclusive, inclusivity, relationship, married, law, laws, legal, federal, federal law, modern life, modern love"Of course, your case against him would be a lot stronger if you had made him sign a pre-peccadillo agreement."
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peccadillo, small sin, unimportant sin, mistake, wrong doing, rule breaking, rule breaker, rule breakers, relationships, relationship, marriage, marriages, married, marry, divorce, divorced, divorcing, separate, separation, separated, file for divorce, filed for divorce, prenup, prenuptial, prenuptial agreement, contract, contracts, lawyer, lawyers, divorce lawyers, divorce lawyer, law firm, law, laws, law firms, legal, legal documents, legal document, dissolution, solicitor, solicitors"So he got a trophy for good sportsmanship – that doesn't mean he won't go to law school."
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families, family, parent, parents, pushy parent, pushy parents, competitive parents, competitive parent, aspire, aspiration, aspirations, career aspiration, career aspirations, baseball, baseball game, baseball trophy, trophy, trophies, good sportsmanship trophy, best sport trophy, best sport, good sport, good sports, good sportsmanship, bad sportsmanship, bad sport, bad sports, competitiveness, team player, not a team player, lawyer, lawyers, law school, law schools, law"Any intellectual property yet, honey?"
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ideas, thinking, intellectual property, ip, patent, copyright, thoughts, idea, think, creative, making money, earning, property, intellectual, money, property, copyrighted, law, copyright law, creatives, artists, muse, muses, inspire, creative process, inspiration"Learned counsel should use shorter words. Learned counsel is forgetting that this Court was not an 'A' student."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, education, schooling, literacy, literate, illiterate, illiteracy, student, students, bad student, bad students, studying, big words, intelligence, language, vocab, vocabulary, learned, forgetting, forgot, unprofessional, unqualified"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."
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law, lawyers, relationships, marriage, divorce, money, psychology, greed, ethics, loyalty, devotion, devoted, wife, wives, price, prices, ethical, lawyer, attorney, attorneys, value, values, valuation, valuations, monetary value, monetary values, bottom line, bottom lines"Are you telling me that just because something is against the law, that makes it illegal?"
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, against the law, legal, client, clients, defendant, defendants, defence, deense, logic, illogical, logical, guilt, guilty, word play, wordplay, confused, confusion, confusing