Law And Order Cartoons

"There's a Mr. Egg McMuffin here who says we've been using his name without permission."

Law 'N' Order

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

"They're going to make it tough for you around here when they find out you used to be a cop."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"O.K., where's the famine?"

"The past, Your Honor, is a foreign country, and we did things differently there."

House Intelligence Committee

Equal Justice Under Law

"All right, you're free to go. We're in this for the sport - catch and release only."

"Stop! Wait! Government's no longer the problem - it's the solution."

"The charge is driving without a tree."

"I ask you, are these the salmon trousers of a sane man?"

"And my lawyer says we have a hell of a case against La-Z-Boy."

"And, just to be on the safe side, tongue of attorney."

"I think it's our duty to notify the feds, Kelly."

"I always thought white-collar crime was done by computer."

Raid the law offices of Michael D. Cohen

"Let me give you a lesson in American history: James Madison never intended the Bill of Rights to protect riffraff like you."

"Fortunately, Mr. O'Brien, a sucker's attorney is born every half a minute."

"Your Honor, the witness, in my opinion, has failed to establish credibility."

"We had to let the animals go. No one informed them of their rights when they were arrested."

"May I ask you, Miss Howre, what made you select a homeopathic attorney?"

"Then we've agreed that all the evidence isn't in, and that even if all the evidence were in, it still wouldn't be definitive."

The Bank of New York