"I'm starting to really like the smell of cocaine."
Tags:cocaine, dog, dogs, airport security, security animal, security animals, tsa, drug, drug-sniffing, drug-sniffing dog, drug detection, k-9, k9, k-9 unit, k-9 units, k9 unit, k9 units, sniff, sniffs, sniffing, addiction, addictions, addictive, snort, snorts, snorting, coke, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, narcotic, narcotics, law enforcement
"There's nobody in right now. They're all out looking for hanky-panky."
Tags:secretary, secretaries, reception, reception desk, reception desks, receptionist, receptionists, general accounting office, government, big government, ethics, ethics committee, ethics committees, scandal, scandals, corruption, corrupt, corrupt system, corrupt systems, bureaucracy, bureaucracies, bureaucrat, bureaucrats, hanky panky, watchmen, watch men, law enforcement, law enforcer, law enforcers, politician, politicians, corrupt system, corrupt systems
"They're going to make it tough for you around here when they find out you used to be a cop."
Tags:prison, prisoners, prisoner, cops, cop, ex cop, ex policeman, prison cell, police, policeman, criminal, criminals, crimes, jail, jails, incarceration, incarcerated, sentence, sentencing, cellmates, inmate, inmates, law breaker, law breakers, law breaking, law and order, police officer, police officers, law enforcement, law enforcement officers, law enforcement officer, jailbird, jailbirds, tough, rough, hard, difficult, secret, secrets, secretive, giveaway, giveaways
"Sorry, Chief, but Bianca Jagger is here to check on human-rights abuses."
Tags:bianca jagger, celebrity activist, celebrity activists, celebrity activism, human rights, human rights abuse, human rights abuses, dictator, dictators, dictatorship, dictatorships, check on power, checks on powers, checks and balances, watchmen, law, international law, international laws, law enforcement, law enforcer, law enforcers, cause celebre, cause celebres, trend, trends, trendy, hell, hades, devil, devils, satan, afterlife, afterlives, slacktivist, slacktivists, slacktivism
A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, cowboy, cowboys, wild west, western, westerns, old west, shooting, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, gun control, firearms regulation, gun violence, gun crime, armed, armed response, holster, holsters, military, police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, officer, officers, firearms unit, firearm units, armed unit, armed units, violence, violent, security, guard dog, guard dogs, guarding, law enforcement
"We've been getting a lot of calls saying that you're a terrible magician."
Tags:police, policeman, policemen, policewoman, policewomen, cop, cops, law enforcement, magic, magician, magicians, magic trick, magic tricks, complain, complaints, complaint, fraud, fake, faker, fakers, scam, sawing a woman in half, magician's assistant, magician's assistants, magic show, magic shows
"Look, at least we're talking."
Tags:gangster, gangsters, shoot out, shoot outs, shoot-out, shoot-outs, shootout, shootouts, gang crime, gang crimes, crimes, criminal, criminals, law enforcement, communicating, communication, communications, talk, talks, talking, organized crime, organised crime, stand off, stand offs, stand-off, stand-offs, standoff, standoffs, mexican standoff, mexican standoffs, mexican stand-off, mexican stand-offs
"Did you leave your bag unattended or trade your cow for magic beans?"
Tags:airport, airports, airport security, nothing to declare, contraband, contraband items, aeroplane, aeroplanes, aiplane, airplanes, travel, travelling, travellers, customs, border control, border protection, jack and the beanstalk, giant beanstalk, jack and the giant beanstalk, jack and the magic beanstalk, fairy tale, fairy tales, unattended luggage, unattended bag, unattended bags, unattended baggage, luggage, bag, bags, bagg, security guard, security guards, age, hold luggage, cabin luggage, law enforcement, law enforcer, federal law enforcement, illegal item, illegal items, smuggling, smuggler, accident, accidental, mistake, biologicals, banned biologicals, agricultural permit, agricultural permits
"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."
Tags:cop, cops, officer, officers, police, police officer, police officers, policeman, policemen, police man, police men, questioning, questions, interrogate, interrogation, interrogating, interrogates, meet the parents, meeting parents, first meeting, meet the family, dating, date, dates, information, social, socialise, socialising, good cop, good cop bad cop, officer of the law, law, law enforcement, legal, mother, mothers, ironic, irony, situation, situational, criminal, criminals
"I found him all balled up in a fetal position, but I thought he looked more interesting this way."
"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."
Tags:summer read, summer reads, summer reading, russian novel, russian novels, russian lit, russian literature, dostoyevsky, fyodor dostoyevsky, read, reads, reading, beach read, beach reads, beach reading, beach vacation, beach vacations, classic, classics, literature, great book, great books, great literature, law enforcement, law enforcer, law enforcers, cop, cops, beach, beaches, relax, relaxation, light read, light reads, light reading, vacation, vacations, reader, readers, avid reader, avid readers
SWAT Police Chase
Tags:swat, s.w.a.t., swat member, swat members, fly, flies, fly swatter, fly swatter, swatting flies, chase, chasing, chases, chasing a criminal, chases criminals, pest, pests, insect, insects, swat team, police, policeman, policemen, police officer, police officer, police chase, police chases, law enforcement, criminal, criminals, dangerous criminal, dangerous criminals, bug swatter, bug swatters
A cop chases a robber on a moving walkway.
Tags:moving walkway, moving walkways, moving sidewalk, moving sidewalks, autowalk, autowalks, travelator, travelators, chase, chases, foot chase, foot chases, pursue, pursues, pursuing, robber, robbers, criminal, criminals, lazy, laziness, run away, runs away, running away, bank robber, bank robbers, bank robbery, bank robberies, airport, airports, police officer, police officers, law enforcement
"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"
Tags:mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, mothered, mothering, tie, ties, grown up, grown ups, adults, adult son, adult sons, man children, necktie, neckties, parent, parents, parenting, lineup, lineups, police lineup, police lineups, witness, witnesses, identify, identifies, identification, law enforcement, criminal, criminals, grow up, growing up, immature, immaturity, loser, losers
"The community refused my services."
Tags:community, communities, prison, prisons, jail, jails, crimes, criminal, criminals, arrest, arrests, prisoner, prisoners, jailer, jailers, convict, convicts, law enforcement, imprisonment, imprisoned, imprison, social conscience, community service, community services, punishments, punitive action
"Get me everything on everybody."
Tags:politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, president, presidents, investigate, investigative, investigation, research, intelligence agency, national security agency, nsa, fbi, federal bureau of investigation, central intelligence agency, cia, foreign intelligence, domestic intelligence, law enforcement, department of defence, department of defense, detective, detectives, officer, officers
"After we read every e-mail ever written, I'm gonna start on that new Dan Brown novel."
Tags:author, authors, hate, hates, hated, popular fiction, writer, writers, writing, dan brown, reader, readers, reading, avid reader, avid readers, tedious, tediousness, nemesis, nemeses, arch-nemesis, arch-nemeses, nsa, cyber security, fbi, spy, spies, spying, cia, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastination, procrastination, law enforcement, hacker, hackers, hacking
Law of the Jungle
Tags:jungle, jungles, law of the jungle, monkey, monkeys, police officer, police officers, policemen, policeman, law enforcement, detective, detectives, vine, vines, rainforest, rain forest, natural law, natural laws, cop, cops, traffic cop, traffic cops, ape, apes, chimp, chimps, chimpanzee, chimpanzees
"What makes him the bad cop is that he's in the wrong interrogation room and he just gave you my doughnut."
"Sorry to disturb you, Ma'am, but we've had some reports of a dog barking."
Tags:police, policeman, policemen, police officer, police officers, law enforcement, law enforcement officers, law enforcement officer, disturbance, disturbances, 999, 911, report, reported, investigate, investigation, detective, detectives, talking dog, bark, barking, woof, calling, called, prank calling, prank call, role reversal, smart dog, genius dog, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dog owner, dog owners, dogs, animal, animals
"Anything you say with an accent may be used against you."
Tags:crimes, criminal, criminals, arrest, arrested, arrests, arresting, immigration, immigrant, immigrants, racial profile, racial profiles, racial profiling, accent, accents, region, regions, regional, racial issues, racial issue, racism, racists, migrant, migrants, migration, america, the us, usa, donald trump, right to silence, miranda right, miranda rights, law enforcement, corrupt, corruption, police corruption
"Special Agent Vickers and I have a few questions for you, Ericson."
Tags:fbi, f.b.i, federal bureau of investigation, investigate, investigation, question, questioning, questions, detective, detectives, police, police officer, police officers, special agent, special agents, crimes, criminal, criminals, suspect, suspects, imposter, impersonate, impersonator, misspell, misspelling, bad criminal, bad criminals, interrogate, interrogation, law enforcement, law enforcement officer, impersonating an officer, lie, lied, lying, fib, fibber, mistake, mistakes
"Damn, Rocky, you don't make it easy."
"When the game warden isn't looking, plant this little gun on the duck."
Tags:game warden, game wardens, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, duck hunt, duck hunts, duck hunting, duck hunter, gun, guns, plant guns, plants guns, planting guns, law enforcement, law enforcer, law enforcers, corrupt, corruption, corrupting, hunting law, hunting laws, limit, limits, limitation, limitations, cheat, cheats, cheater, cheaters, restriction, restrictions, hunting restrictions, self-defense, stand your ground, self-defense law, self-defense laws, gun law, gun laws
N.Y.P.D. Good Cop/Bad Cop