"This firm has a long history of bringing gravitas to frivolous lawsuits."
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"There. Now it's all on paper. Feel better?"
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"'Is it right? ... Is it fair?' Get a grip Carlton - we're a law firm!"
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"Of course, your case against him would be a lot stronger if you had made him sign a pre-peccadillo agreement."
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"And should you retain us, Mr. Hodal, you'll find that we're more than just a law firm."
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2 Guys from Harvard - Attorney-at-Law
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"For the last time, Crawford, our firm is 'warm and fuzzy,' not 'touchy-feely.'"
"Your innermost feelings are fascinating, but remember, I'm your attorney."
"And today if the prosecutor says 'Liar, liar, pants on fire,' do not turn around to check."
"I'm certain I speak for the entire legal profession when I say that the fee is reasonable and just."
"These are the benefits you were guaranteed when you joined this firm - and this is a match."
"Hockersmith & Associates. May we help you?"
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"I don't know if it's me or the system, but it seems harder and harder to make a mockery of justice."
The Attorney Barn
A Louis Auchincloss-Type Law firm
"Bacon, Lettuce & Tomato—how can I help you?"
"I believe you've already met my associate, Tinker Bell."
"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."
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"Not the Crowley, of Broomﬁeld, Marshall, Andrews, Wicker, McKeever, Crowley, Engelbrecht, Haynes & Martin?"
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"Let me put it this way, Haroldson. Here at Bannister, Redman & Pinter, we do not consider life one part Seagrams and two parts fun."
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Three Big Pigs
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Willson, Carswell & Griggs - The Balanchine Version
"If you'd like I could throw a few criminals your way."
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"We like to think of ourselves as a firm for gifted attorneys."
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"Of course, if you get your client off in the initial trial you're throwing away the appeal fee."
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