Law Firms Cartoons

"This firm has a long history of bringing gravitas to frivolous lawsuits."

"There. Now it's all on paper. Feel better?"

"'Is it right? ... Is it fair?' Get a grip Carlton - we're a law firm!"

"Of course, your case against him would be a lot stronger if you had made him sign a pre-peccadillo agreement."

"And should you retain us, Mr. Hodal, you'll find that we're more than just a law firm."

2 Guys from Harvard - Attorney-at-Law

"For the last time, Crawford, our firm is 'warm and fuzzy,' not 'touchy-feely.'"

"Your innermost feelings are fascinating, but remember, I'm your attorney."

"And today if the prosecutor says 'Liar, liar, pants on fire,' do not turn around to check."

"I'm certain I speak for the entire legal profession when I say that the fee is reasonable and just."

"These are the benefits you were guaranteed when you joined this firm - and this is a match."

"Hockersmith & Associates. May we help you?"

"I don't know if it's me or the system, but it seems harder and harder to make a mockery of justice."

The Attorney Barn

A Louis Auchincloss-Type Law firm

"Bacon, Lettuce & Tomato—how can I help you?"

"I believe you've already met my associate, Tinker Bell."

"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."

"Not the Crowley, of Broomfield, Marshall, Andrews, Wicker, McKeever, Crowley, Engelbrecht, Haynes & Martin?"

"Let me put it this way, Haroldson. Here at Bannister, Redman & Pinter, we do not consider life one part Seagrams and two parts fun."

Three Big Pigs

Willson, Carswell & Griggs - The Balanchine Version

"If you'd like I could throw a few criminals your way."

"We like to think of ourselves as a firm for gifted attorneys."

"Of course, if you get your client off in the initial trial you're throwing away the appeal fee."