"Lawn care has been good to us, Ed."
"The gods seem angrier than usual today."
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"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."
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"Shouldn't you rake those up first and then set them on fire?"
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"Oh, Julius, look! It's the first robin!"
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A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and
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"If he can't get Yard of the Month, he'd rather just burn it."
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"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"
"Lawn fish. They're hell to get rid of."
A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.
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"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."
"Thank you for respecting my no-fly zone"
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A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".
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"That dead person is still on our lawn."
"Declared Victory Garden"
Tags:garden, gardens, gardening, victory garden, victory gardens, war garden, war gardens, plant, plants, grass, grasses, weed, weeds, flower, flowers, tall, overgrown, lawn, lawns, yard, yards, backyard, backyards, front yard, front yards, landscape, landscapes, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, upkeep, eyesore, ugly, declared victory, victory, victories, war, wars, maintenance, lawn maintenance, property maintenance, nature, natural
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"As weed-whackers go, it's a little quiet for my taste."
"I'm greener, yes. But am I happier?"
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"It's one of our local customs—the annual blessing of the lawnmowers."
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"Autonomous lawnmowers were a bad idea. I see that now."
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"I couldn't disagree with you more. I think yours in greener."
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"I don't even really like to golf, but I love a well-manicured lawn."
Beware of the grass
"Make a note, Henderson: 'May 4, 9:02 a.m. Unauthorized plant life again growing at random on lawn outside main entrance corporate headquarters. Spoiling symmetry and tranquility. Breeding confusion. Have said plants removed and incinerated soonest. Eyes only.' Original to Maintenance copies to Accounting and Security. And this time, Henderson, let's not have any leaks to the damn secretarial pool."