"Innocence is no excuse."
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"Me? I'm just one of those shadowy figures who inhabit the mysterious twilight world where the medical and legal professions meet."
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"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"
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"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice."
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"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."
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"Ask the judge whether we can find the defendant not guilty and still execute him."
"I'm just here for the dental."
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"No, I don't think your decisions are too Draconian. Do you think my decisions are too Draconian?"
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"My question is for the medical examiner."
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"And now may I bite your neck?"
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"My bill isn't terribly controversial. It would provide modest tax breaks for people who don't really need them."
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"The Feds have authorized me to leave your child behind."
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"Hey, the Constitution isn't engraved in stone."
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"I'm sorry, I can't help you-you're subject to bird law now."
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"I have two mommies. I know where the apostrophe goes."
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"Did you join the testimony-of-the-month club?"
"Of course, your case against him would be a lot stronger if you had made him sign a pre-peccadillo agreement."
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"Learned counsel should use shorter words. Learned counsel is forgetting that this Court was not an 'A' student."
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"There's a Mr. Egg McMuffin here who says we've been using his name without permission."
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"You gotta multiply dog years by seven, pal."
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"Mr. Speaker, will the gentleman from Small Firearms yield the floor to the gentleman from the Big Tobacco?"
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King Arthur And The Attorneys Of The Round Table
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"That was fun. What time does the next trial of the century start?"
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Law 'N' Order
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"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."
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