Laws Cartoons

"Innocence is no excuse."

"Me? I'm just one of those shadowy figures who inhabit the mysterious twilight world where the medical and legal professions meet."

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice."

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

"Ask the judge whether we can find the defendant not guilty and still execute him."

"I'm just here for the dental."

"No, I don't think your decisions are too Draconian. Do you think my decisions are too Draconian?"

"My question is for the medical examiner."

"And now may I bite your neck?"

"My bill isn't terribly controversial. It would provide modest tax breaks for people who don't really need them."

"The Feds have authorized me to leave your child behind."

"Hey, the Constitution isn't engraved in stone."

"I'm sorry, I can't help you-you're subject to bird law now."

"I have two mommies. I know where the apostrophe goes."

"Did you join the testimony-of-the-month club?"

"Of course, your case against him would be a lot stronger if you had made him sign a pre-peccadillo agreement."

"Learned counsel should use shorter words. Learned counsel is forgetting that this Court was not an 'A' student."

"There's a Mr. Egg McMuffin here who says we've been using his name without permission."

"You gotta multiply dog years by seven, pal."

"Mr. Speaker, will the gentleman from Small Firearms yield the floor to the gentleman from the Big Tobacco?"

King Arthur And The Attorneys Of The Round Table

"That was fun. What time does the next trial of the century start?"

Law 'N' Order

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."