Lawsuits Cartoons

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

"Who's up for archery waivers?"

"Let's be reasonable. Just approve my client, and we'll all be spared a lot of nasty litigation."

"You look great for someone who's just come through two years of litigation."

"A sugarplum fairy to see you, sir - with her lawyer."

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

"Remember, in this negotiation you're the 'Paula Abdul.'"

Lawsuits

Many walks past "Beware of our lawyer".

King Arthur And The Attorneys Of The Round Table

"Does it hurt when my attorney does this?"

Lawyer-Country Safari

"'Vengeance is ours,' saith Courtland, Mumford & Blaine."

"Your case is pretty weak. I suggest preëmptive litigation."

"And are you the plaintiff or the defendant?"

"Sue the bastards."

"Don't you threaten me, Felner! I have a law degree and I know how to use it."

"Look, I'm not blaming you. I'm just suing you."

"Wait! First, his attorney."

"Hey, I've operated on this guy before—there are my initials."

"Your mother and I still think two dollars a week is plenty, but, in an effort to avoid litigation, we're willing to go to two seventy-five."

Hermes, Process Server Of The Gods

"Shows you how much I know."

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"And my lawyer says we have a hell of a case against La-Z-Boy."