Lawyer Cartoons

"Look, I'm not saying it's going to be today. But someday - someday - you guys will be happy that you've taken along a lawyer."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
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CC37641
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2451x1849 pixels (unwatermarked)
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legal representation, legal representative, legal representatives, representative, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, prepare, prepared, always be prepared, overprepare, overprepared, toboggan, toboggans, sled, sleds, sledding, prepare for the worst, safety, personal injury, solicitor, solicitors, legal team, legal teams

"Not guilty, Your Honor, and thank you for asking."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
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CC35551
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2205x1745 pixels (unwatermarked)
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polite, politeness, etiquette, manner, manner, good manners, thank you, crime, criminal, law, court, courst, court of law, courtroom, judge, judges, judged, judicial, jury, jury service, not guilty, defendant, defendants, lawyer, lawyers, legal, legality, legal system, criminal justice, justice, guilt, verdict, verdicts

"I see. And precisely what methods did you use to determine that my client was a 'bad boy'?"

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC40636
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1998x1745 pixels (unwatermarked)
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lawyer, lawyers, naughty or nice, santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, st. nicholas, saint nick, saint nicholas, bad boy, bad boys, bad guy, bad guys, defense attorney, defense attorneys, trial, trials, naughty boy, naughty boys, naughty child, naughty childrens, santa's list, defendant, defendants, christmas, xmas, x-mas, christmas season

"You can't plead cute."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC124831
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8764x7192 pixels (unwatermarked)
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plead, pleads, plea, pleas, plea deal, plea deals, plea bargain, plea bargains, court, courts, courtroom, courtroom, innocent, innocence, innocent look, innocent looks, puppy, puppies, dog, dogs, adorable, verdict, verdicts, trial, trials, defendant, defendants, defense attorney, defense attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, soulful, big eyes, big-eyed, doe-eyed

"If you want justice, it's two hundred dollars an hour. Obstruction of justice runs a bit more."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC29804
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1994x1608 pixels (unwatermarked)
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obstruction, obstruction of justice, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, legal team, legal teams, legal, paid by the hour, corrupt, corruption, injustice, cutthroat, price, prices, cost, costs, bribe, bribes, bribing, bribery, felon, felons, white collar crime, white collar crimes, corporate crime, corporate crimes, corporate criminal, corporate criminals

"I'll work on the appeal. You try to escape."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC120808
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2000x1655 pixels (unwatermarked)
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lawyer, lawyers, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, defense attorney, defense attorneys, appeal, appeals, guilty verdict, guilty verdicts, defendant, defendants, convict, convicts, escape plan, prison break, prison breaks, escape plans, jail break, jail breaks

"What are you - some kind of justice freak?"

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC33227
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2211x1727 pixels (unwatermarked)
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lawyer, lawyers, judge, judges, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, insult, insults, insulting, tantrum, tantrums, temper, temper tantrum, temper tantrums, justice, justices, impartial, frustration, frustrations, boil over, boils over, boiling over, irritation, irritations, irritated, irate, trial, trials

"I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. After that, law school was pretty much a given."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC40288
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1849x1425 pixels (unwatermarked)
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reno, nevada, country song, country songs, country music, song, songs, lyric, lyrics, shot a man, outlaw, outlaws, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, defense attorney, defense attorneys, old west, western, westerns, saloon, saloons, confession, confessions

"There. Now it's all on paper. Feel better?"

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC42819
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2831x2066 pixels (unwatermarked)
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wolf, wolves, rabbit, rabbits, predator, predators, prey, preys, contract, contracts, negotiation, negotiations, lawyer, lawyers, law firm, law firms, attorney, attorneys, business deal, business deals, legal contract, legal contracts, binding, contract, binding contracts, hostile takeover, hostile takeovers

"Remember to round each billable hour off to the nearest week."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC41859
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2000x1600 pixels (unwatermarked)
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billing, bill, bills, legal bill, legal bills, legal team, legal teams, lawyer, lawyers, bill by the hour, billing by the hour, round, rounds, rounding, round up, rounds up, rounding up, attorney, attorneys, fee, fees

"'Is it right? ... Is it fair?' Get a grip Carlton - we're a law firm!"

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC122644
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3250x2758 pixels (unwatermarked)
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law firm, law firms, moral, morality, ethics, ethical, right, rightness, correct, immoral, immorality, amoral, amorality, fairness, right and wrong, right or wrong, moral judgment, moral judgments, moral judgement, moral judgements, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, defense attorney, defense attorneys

"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
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CC41354
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nubis, underworld, god, gods, egyptian god, egyptian gods, egyptian, egyptians, ancient egypt, jackal, jackals, judgement, judgements, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, legal representation, legal representative, legal team, legal teams, advice, advisor, advisors, soul, souls, feather, feathers, weight, weigh, weighing

"Honesty is the best policy, Fernbaugh, but it's not company policy."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CC32129
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honesty is the best policy, honest, honestness, honesty, company policy, company policies, dishonest, dishonesty, corporate culture, corporate environment, corporate environments, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, boss, bosses, reprimand, reprimands

The night they invented champagne.

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CC29886
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champagne, sparkling wine, wine, wines, fine wine, fine wines, brewer, brewers, copyright, copyrights, copyright law, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, invention, inventions, inventor, inventors, patent, patents, patent law, patent laws, champagnes, toast, toasts, toasting, celebration, celebrations, celebrate, monk, monks, trappist, trappists, brewer, brewers, brewing, wine seller, wine sellers

"The ones just out of law school are especially frolicsome."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
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CC25429
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dolphin, dolphins, pod, pods, boat, boats, boating, ship, ships, seafarer, seafarers, seafaring, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, law school, law school student, law school students, energy, ambulance chaser, ambulance chasers, frolic, frolics, frolicking, energy, energetic

"My lawyer finally got me on the endangered-species list!"

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
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CC32986
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2015x1577 pixels (unwatermarked)
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endangered, endangered species, protected, protect, protects, protecting, protection, environmental protection, environmental protections, frog, frogs, bird, birds, amphibian, at-risk, species, favor, favors, favour, favours, lawyer, lawyers, legal team, legal teams

"Wait, those weren't lies. That was spin!"

Artist:
Gerberg, Mort
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CC39217
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lie, lies, lying, spin, spins, spinning, spin doctor, spin doctors, damage control, saint peter, st. peter, pr, public relations, pr rep, pr reps, pr representative, pr representatives, heaven, heavenly gates, heaven's gate, gates of heaven, plead, pleads, pleading, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, argue a case, arguing a case, argue, argues, arguing

"Attention, please. At 8:45 A.M. on Tuesday, July 29, 2008, you are all scheduled to take the New York State Bar Exam."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CC43235
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pediatrician, pediatricians, paediatrician, paediatricians, bar, bar exam, bar examination, lawyer, lawyers, legal career, legal careers, predetermined, predetermination, law career, law careers, law school, law schools, trapped, feeling trapped, overbearing, parent, parents, expectation, expectations, high expectations

"I am a member of the legal profession, but I'm not a lawyer in the pejorative sense."

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
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CC29253
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pejorative, legal profession, legal professions, lawyer, lawyers, hated, hate, hates, attorney, attorneys, case lawyer, case lawyers, insult, insults, insulting, insulted, club, clubs, exclusive club, exclusive clubs, club member, club members, in-group, identity, identities, hated group, hated groups

"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CC25092
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law, lawyers, relationships, marriage, divorce, money, psychology, greed, ethics, loyalty, devotion, devoted, wife, wives, price, prices, ethical, lawyer, attorney, attorneys, value, values, valuation, valuations, monetary value, monetary values, bottom line, bottom lines

"Bad news. The mailman is going to attend the parole-board hearing."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CC40504
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parole, mailman, mailmen, mail man, mail men, parole hearing, parole hearings, dog, dogs, enemy, enemies, lawyer, lawyers, parole violation, parole violations, assault, assaults, attack, attacks, attacking, canine, canines, hearing, hearings, attorney, attorneys, defense attorney, defense attorneys, inmate, inmates, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners

"I'm afraid you're retaining lawyers."

Artist:
Diffee, Matthew
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CC124660
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3484x3798 pixels (unwatermarked)
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lawyer, lawyers, retain, retains, retaining, retaining water, retaining waters, legal team, legal teams, diagnosis, diagnose, diagnosing, doctor's office, appointment, appointments, hospital bed, hospital beds, hospital, hospitals

Food - Gas - Lawyers - Next Exit.

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
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CC30424
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2334x1860 pixels (unwatermarked)
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lawyer, lawyers, essential, essentials, bare essentials, representation, legal representation, legal team, legal teams, necessity, necessities, bare necessities, exit, exits, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, rest stop, rest stops, services, highway stop, highway stops, motorway stop, motorway stops

"And should you retain us, Mr. Hodal, you'll find that we're more than just a law firm."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CC22702
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1291x1243 pixels (unwatermarked)
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law firm, law firms, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, lawyer, lawyers, chef, chefs, client, clients, law company, law companies, sales pitch, sales pitches, cook, cooks, cooking skills, customer service, customer services, customer satisfaction, satisfied customer, satisfied customers

"And this is my cousin Dave, who handles the conventional wisdom."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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CC132676
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4625x3598 pixels (unwatermarked)
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gurus, businessman, executives, lawyers, climbers, soul search, meditation, advice, professional, handoff, handoffs, lawyer, lawyers, lawyer up, lawyering up, conventional wisdom, amateur, amateurs, guru, wise man, wise men, mountain top, mountain tops, outsource, outsources, outsourcing, cousin, cousins, advice, adviser, advisers, advisor, advisors, legal team, legal teams, mankoff