Lawyers Cartoons

Lawyers Cartoons

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Lawyers cartoon

"Look, I'm not saying it's going to be today. But someday - someday - you guys will be happy that you've taken along a lawyer."

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Lawyers cartoon

"Not guilty, Your Honor, and thank you for asking."

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Lawyers cartoon

"I see. And precisely what methods did you use to determine that my client was a 'bad boy'?"

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Lawyers cartoon

"You can't plead cute."

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"If you want justice, it's two hundred dollars an hour. Obstruction of justice runs a bit more."

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"I'll work on the appeal. You try to escape."

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Lawyers cartoon

"What are you - some kind of justice freak?"

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Lawyers cartoon

"I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. After that, law school was pretty much a given."

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"There. Now it's all on paper. Feel better?"

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"Remember to round each billable hour off to the nearest week."

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"'Is it right? ... Is it fair?' Get a grip Carlton - we're a law firm!"

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Lawyers cartoon

"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."

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Lawyers cartoon

"Honesty is the best policy, Fernbaugh, but it's not company policy."

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Lawyers cartoon

The night they invented champagne.

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"The ones just out of law school are especially frolicsome."

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Lawyers cartoon

"My lawyer finally got me on the endangered-species list!"

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Lawyers cartoon

"Wait, those weren't lies. That was spin!"

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"Attention, please. At 8:45 A.M. on Tuesday, July 29, 2008, you are all scheduled to take the New York State Bar Exam."

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Lawyers cartoon

"I am a member of the legal profession, but I'm not a lawyer in the pejorative sense."

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Lawyers cartoon

"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."

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Lawyers cartoon

"Bad news. The mailman is going to attend the parole-board hearing."

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Lawyers cartoon

"I'm afraid you're retaining lawyers."

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Lawyers cartoon

Food - Gas - Lawyers - Next Exit.

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"And should you retain us, Mr. Hodal, you'll find that we're more than just a law firm."

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"And this is my cousin Dave, who handles the conventional wisdom."

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