"I can read you your rights, or you can listen to your rights on tape."
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"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."
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Man takes beach vacation at home.
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"If it weren't for you, I would have conquered the world by now."
"Will I still be able to not exercise?"
"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"
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One C Battery, Two Double A's.
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"Hey, great ab!"
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"Do you have any tooth-whitening vodka?"
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"After you've finished doing what you're doing, could you not begin doing something else?"
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The Amazing Adventures of Wondercat.
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"Why don't I get a job—then we can continue this discussion in my office."
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"You know, in some cultures the male does things."
"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."
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"Technically, I'm guarding two posts."
"I can get out most of the stains, but some will remain to remain you what a slob you are."
"If the plunger doesn't clear up the condition, bring in your drains and we'll have a look at them."
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JANUARY 3RD AT ROCKEFELLER CENTER.
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"Everything's fine, thanks."
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"It was horrible. I was stuck on an escalator for six hours."
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"You wanna watch the Hunting Channel or the Gathering Network?"
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"Today, we examined our life styles, we evaluated our diet and our exercise program, and we also assessed our behavioral patterns. Then we felt we needed a drink."
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"Flotsam off the starboard bow, Captain."
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"It's Harvard, Professor. They want to know when you're going to grade last June's exams."
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