Laziness Cartoons

"I can read you your rights, or you can listen to your rights on tape."

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

Man takes beach vacation at home.

"If it weren't for you, I would have conquered the world by now."

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

One C Battery, Two Double A's.

"Hey, great ab!"

"Do you have any tooth-whitening vodka?"

"After you've finished doing what you're doing, could you not begin doing something else?"

The Amazing Adventures of Wondercat.

"Why don't I get a job—then we can continue this discussion in my office."

"You know, in some cultures the male does things."

"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."

"Technically, I'm guarding two posts."

"I can get out most of the stains, but some will remain to remain you what a slob you are."

"If the plunger doesn't clear up the condition, bring in your drains and we'll have a look at them."

JANUARY 3RD AT ROCKEFELLER CENTER.

"Everything's fine, thanks."

"It was horrible. I was stuck on an escalator for six hours."

"You wanna watch the Hunting Channel or the Gathering Network?"

"Today, we examined our life styles, we evaluated our diet and our exercise program, and we also assessed our behavioral patterns. Then we felt we needed a drink."

"Flotsam off the starboard bow, Captain."

Low Tide

"It's Harvard, Professor. They want to know when you're going to grade last June's exams."