"Happy Mother's Day, Mom. And ditto for Thanksgiving and Christmas."
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"I can read you your rights, or you can listen to your rights on tape."
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"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."
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Man takes beach vacation at home.
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"If it weren't for you, I would have conquered the world by now."
"Will I still be able to not exercise?"
"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"
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"What I'd like, basically, is a temporary line of credit just to tide me over the rest of my life."
One C Battery, Two Double A's.
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"Hey, great ab!"
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"Do you have any tooth-whitening vodka?"
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"I feel that if I wait here long enough Oprah will give me something."
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"After you've finished doing what you're doing, could you not begin doing something else?"
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The Amazing Adventures of Wondercat.
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"Why don't I get a job—then we can continue this discussion in my office."
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"You know, in some cultures the male does things."
"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."
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"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."
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"Technically, I'm guarding two posts."
"I can get out most of the stains, but some will remain to remain you what a slob you are."
"If the plunger doesn't clear up the condition, bring in your drains and we'll have a look at them."
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"Find a patch of sunlight, my boy. Find a patch of sunlight and bask in it."
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JANUARY 3RD AT ROCKEFELLER CENTER.
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"Everything's fine, thanks."
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