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"Why don't you slip into your shooting jacket with the bellows pockets and the double shoulder patches and nip down to the corner for a quart of milk?"
"Here - now you're a couch potato au gratin."
"Gold is finally making a move and you sit here doing nothing."
"My voices told me to just relax today!"
Monument to the one who did the dishes yesterday
"It sounds like Osama bin Laden, but it could be your mother."
"As you can see, I need one more wall to make this space really work."
"Your slogan should be 'Rest assured. My wife will do it.'"
"When are you going to get up off your ass and start putting on the ritz."
Jerry can't come to the phone. He's just entered the vacation mode."