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"If you laugh at all of God's jokes, he's never going to learn what's funny."
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My First Boat
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capsize, capsizes, capsizing, pilot, pilots, new boat, boats, boat, boats, ship, ships, seafarer, seafarers, seafaring, yacht, yachts, personal yacht, personal yachts, newbie, newbies, new, learn, learns, learning, incompetent, incompetence, safety, sign, signs, excuse, excuses, skill, skills, skill level, skill levels, learn, learns, learningLearn cartoon 3 of 82
"Those who do not learn from the future are destined to make mistakes in it."
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future, learn, learns, learning, learn from the past, those who do not learn from history, learning from history, history, history major, history majors, futurist, futurists, futurism, prediction, predictions, predict, predicting, mistake, mistakes, accident, accidents, lesson, lessons, life lesson, life lessons, professor, professorsLearn cartoon 4 of 82
"We'll start out by speaking in simple declarative sentences."
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language, languages, linguistic, linguistics, education, educate, educating, teach, teaching, history, historic, historical, learn, learning, speak, speaking, oral history, stone age, stone ages, iron age, iron ages, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo erectus, homo sapien, homo sapiens, caveman, cavemen, cave man, cave men, cave-man, cave-men, prehistory, prehistoric, cave, caves, declarative, simple, simplicity, complicate, complicated, complex, progress, progression, progressions, progressiveLearn cartoon 5 of 82
"One question: If this is the Information Age, how come nobody knows anything?"
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"Big day, Haskins. The training wheels come off.",
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"First of all, forget everything you learned in obedience school."
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"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."
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steinway piano, piano, famous, famous piano, pianist, pianists, music, musician, musicians, concert, concerts, audience, audiences, mother, mothers, mothering, mothered, kid, kids, child, childhood, instrument, instruments, learn, learning, practice, practising, encourage, encouraging, encouraged, inspire, inspired, inspiration, inspirations, inspirational, encouragement, just like youLearn cartoon 9 of 82
"Some hacker from an obscure university in China ate my homework."
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excuse, excuses, reason, reasons, reasoning, making excuses, teacher, teachers, teaching, student, students, dog ate my homework, homework, schoolwork, classwork, assignment, assignments, kid, kids, child, children, hacker, hackers, computer hacker, internet hackers, school, schoolchildren, elementary, primary, secondary, education, educating, educate, learn, learningLearn cartoon 10 of 82
"The message here is 'Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate!'"
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desert, deserts, skeleton, skeletons, hydrate, hydrates, hydration, gazelle, gazelles, thirst, thirsts, thirsty, warning, warnings, warn, warns, message, messages, warning sign, warning signs, lost, lesson, lessons, learning a lesson, learns a lesson, starve, starves, starving, learn, learns, learning, parent, parents, parentingLearn cartoon 11 of 82
"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."
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fetch, fetches, fetching, dog trick, dog tricks, trick, tricks, dog, dogs, trainer, trainers, training, philosophy, philosophy teacher, philosophy teachers, higher education, higher learning, learn, learns, learning, teach, teaches, teaching, high standards, unrealistic, goal, goals, confessional, confessionals, bar, bars, pub, pubs, barkeeper, barkeepers, barkeepingLearn cartoon 12 of 82
"Does it say I'm a Wittgenstein scholar?"
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wittgenstein, learn, learned, learning, knowledge, knowledgeable, intelligent, intelligence, fashion, fashions, communicate, communication, ludwig, ludwig wittgenstein, vienna circle, philosophy, philosophical, scholar, scholarly, trend, trends, shop, shopping, shops, dressing, dress, consumerism, education, educate, philosopher, analytic, positivism, logic, logics, persona, public imageLearn cartoon 13 of 82
"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"
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teaching to the the test, no child left behind, teacher, teachers, teaching, standardized test, standardized tests, standardized testing, maze, lab rat, lab rats, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, lab assistant, lab assistants, lab assistance, mice, mouse, rat, rats, educator, educators, professor, professors, knowledge, learn, learns, learning, learning difficulty, learning difficulties, scientist, scientistsLearn cartoon 14 of 82
"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."
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kid, kids, children, child, elementary, school, schools, education, educated, educate, teacher, teachers, teaching, teach, learn, learner, learners, learning, book report, book reports, presentation, presentations, primary, class, classes, toy, toys, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, plush toy, plush toys, review, toy reviews, book, books, read, reading, reader, readersLearn cartoon 15 of 82
"Hire him. You can't teach shadows like that."
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business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, job, jobs, hiring, talent, talented, gifted, special talent, shadow, shadows, learn, teach, unusual talent, strange talentLearn cartoon 16 of 82
"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."
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child, children, baby, babies, infant, infants, newborn, newborns, new baby, new babies, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, new parents, family, families, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, new mothers, new mom, new moms, new mum, new mums, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, new dad, new dads, new father, new fathers, raising a child, raising children, proud parent, proud parents, life lessons, learn, learning, teach, teaching, language, languages, fluent, fluency, bilingual, law, legalese, legal, lawyer, lawyers, career, careers, job, jobs, profession, professions, dream, dreams, ambition, ambitions, future career, future lawyer, maturity, grow up, growing up, develop, developmentLearn cartoon 17 of 82
"We're done with Baby Einstein. We're on to Baby Bruckheimer."
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baby, babies, toddler, toddlers, kid, kids, child, children, yuppies, yuppie, education, educational tv, educational television, television, tv, show, shows, tv shows, tv show, tv program, tv programs, tv programme, tv programmes, big screen, wide screen, speakers, parents, parent, dad, dads, entertainment, entertainment system, son, sons, family, families, learn, learning, action, film, films, movie, movies, detective show, investigate show, television series, tv series, bad parenting, producer, producersLearn cartoon 18 of 82
The Nervous Gourmet:Low-Risk Chicken
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risk averse, risk, risky, risk aversion, anxious, anxiety, paranoia, paranoid, cooking, cookery, cookery classes, recipe, recipes, cook, chef, chefs, cooks, absurd, spoof, spoofs, parody, parodies, parodied, worry, worrisome, worry wart, worried, chicken, chickens, poultry, nervous, nervousness, nerve, unnerved, woman, women, house wife, housewife, housewives, learn to cook, learning, learn, modern, modern lifeLearn cartoon 19 of 82
"If you've finished reading the tablets, please pass them back to the front."
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bible, bibles, the bible, biblical, moses, ten commandments, commandment, ten commandment, 10 commandments, 10, religion, religious, crowd, crowds, read, reading, pass it back, pass it along, pass along, pass it on, pass on, read, reading, stone tablet, tablet, stone tablets, teacher, teaching, teachers, school, schools, learn, learning, meeting, meetingsLearn cartoon 20 of 82
The School Of Hard Knocks
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teaching, teach, school of hard knocks, teacher, teachers, school, schools, class, classes, classroom, classrooms, schoolhouse, lecture, lectures, sucker, suckers, nice guys finish last, rules, regulations, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, educate, educator, educators, education, lesson, lessons, learn, learning, blackboard, blackboards, whiteboard, whiteboards, chalkboard, chalkboardsLearn cartoon 21 of 82
"Keep your eyes on your own screen."
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computers, computer, classroom, class, classes, test, tests, modern age, digital learning, copying, copy, cheats, learning, learn, learns, on-line, online, internet, digital work, future, futuristic, technology, pupil, pupilsLearn cartoon 22 of 82
'Home Schooling'
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home school, home schools, teacher, teachers, school, schools, home schooled, education, educations, lesson, lessons, practical, practice, chore, chores, work, working, math, science, social studies, english, learn, learning, learns, neglect, neglected, staying home, stay homeLearn cartoon 23 of 82
"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."
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landing, landings, instruction, instructions, instructor, flight instructor, flight instructors, fly, flies, flying, plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, pilot, pilots, pilot's license, pilots license, pilot's licence, pilots licnce, training wheels, new, newbie, newbies, learn, learns, learning, teach, teaches, teaching, teacher, teachersLearn cartoon 24 of 82
"Like that?"
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dragon, dragons, medieval, knight, knights, princess, princesses, royal, royalty, damsels, lady, ladies, sword, swords, slay, slay the dragon, slaying the dragon, slaying dragons, castle, castles, rescue, rescuing, women's empowerment, liberation, female empowerment, strong women, strong woman, empowered women, empowered woman, women's liberation, female liberation, gender equality, don't need a man, prince, princes, relationship, relationships, taking control of your own destiny, like that, learning, learn, teach, teaching, fairytale, fairytales, modern life, modern fairytale, modern fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, modern fairy tale, modern fairy tales, role reversalLearn cartoon 25 of 82
"Does anything die and become dessert?"
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vulture, vultures, carrion eater, carrion eaters, bird, birds, carrion bird, carrion birds, child, kid, kids, childhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, dinner, dinner time, dinnertime, pudding, dinners, puddings, dessert, desserts, chick, chicks, vulture chick, vulture chicks, baby vulture, learn, learning, inquisitive, scavenging bird of prey, scavenging birds of prey, scavenger, scavengers, unfair, unfairness, question, questions, eat your dinner firstMore cartoons with the keyword 'learn'