My First Boat
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future, learn, learns, learning, learn from the past, those who do not learn from history, learning from history, history, history major, history majors, futurist, futurists, futurism, prediction, predictions, predict, predicting, mistake, mistakes, accident, accidents, lesson, lessons, life lesson, life lessons, professor, professors"We'll start out by speaking in simple declarative sentences."
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"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."
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excuse, excuses, reason, reasons, reasoning, making excuses, teacher, teachers, teaching, student, students, dog ate my homework, homework, schoolwork, classwork, assignment, assignments, kid, kids, child, children, hacker, hackers, computer hacker, internet hackers, school, schoolchildren, elementary, primary, secondary, education, educating, educate, learn, learning"The message here is 'Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate!'"
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desert, deserts, skeleton, skeletons, hydrate, hydrates, hydration, gazelle, gazelles, thirst, thirsts, thirsty, warning, warnings, warn, warns, message, messages, warning sign, warning signs, lost, lesson, lessons, learning a lesson, learns a lesson, starve, starves, starving, learn, learns, learning, parent, parents, parenting"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."
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fetch, fetches, fetching, dog trick, dog tricks, trick, tricks, dog, dogs, trainer, trainers, training, philosophy, philosophy teacher, philosophy teachers, higher education, higher learning, learn, learns, learning, teach, teaches, teaching, high standards, unrealistic, goal, goals, confessional, confessionals, bar, bars, pub, pubs, barkeeper, barkeepers, barkeeping"Does it say I'm a Wittgenstein scholar?"
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wittgenstein, learn, learned, learning, knowledge, knowledgeable, intelligent, intelligence, fashion, fashions, communicate, communication, ludwig, ludwig wittgenstein, vienna circle, philosophy, philosophical, scholar, scholarly, trend, trends, shop, shopping, shops, dressing, dress, consumerism, education, educate, philosopher, analytic, positivism, logic, logics, persona, public image"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"
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teaching to the the test, no child left behind, teacher, teachers, teaching, standardized test, standardized tests, standardized testing, maze, lab rat, lab rats, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, lab assistant, lab assistants, lab assistance, mice, mouse, rat, rats, educator, educators, professor, professors, knowledge, learn, learns, learning, learning difficulty, learning difficulties, scientist, scientists"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."
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business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, job, jobs, hiring, talent, talented, gifted, special talent, shadow, shadows, learn, teach, unusual talent, strange talent"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."
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child, children, baby, babies, infant, infants, newborn, newborns, new baby, new babies, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, new parents, family, families, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, new mothers, new mom, new moms, new mum, new mums, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, new dad, new dads, new father, new fathers, raising a child, raising children, proud parent, proud parents, life lessons, learn, learning, teach, teaching, language, languages, fluent, fluency, bilingual, law, legalese, legal, lawyer, lawyers, career, careers, job, jobs, profession, professions, dream, dreams, ambition, ambitions, future career, future lawyer, maturity, grow up, growing up, develop, development"We're done with Baby Einstein. We're on to Baby Bruckheimer."
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baby, babies, toddler, toddlers, kid, kids, child, children, yuppies, yuppie, education, educational tv, educational television, television, tv, show, shows, tv shows, tv show, tv program, tv programs, tv programme, tv programmes, big screen, wide screen, speakers, parents, parent, dad, dads, entertainment, entertainment system, son, sons, family, families, learn, learning, action, film, films, movie, movies, detective show, investigate show, television series, tv series, bad parenting, producer, producersThe Nervous Gourmet:Low-Risk Chicken
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risk averse, risk, risky, risk aversion, anxious, anxiety, paranoia, paranoid, cooking, cookery, cookery classes, recipe, recipes, cook, chef, chefs, cooks, absurd, spoof, spoofs, parody, parodies, parodied, worry, worrisome, worry wart, worried, chicken, chickens, poultry, nervous, nervousness, nerve, unnerved, woman, women, house wife, housewife, housewives, learn to cook, learning, learn, modern, modern life"If you've finished reading the tablets, please pass them back to the front."
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bible, bibles, the bible, biblical, moses, ten commandments, commandment, ten commandment, 10 commandments, 10, religion, religious, crowd, crowds, read, reading, pass it back, pass it along, pass along, pass it on, pass on, read, reading, stone tablet, tablet, stone tablets, teacher, teaching, teachers, school, schools, learn, learning, meeting, meetingsThe School Of Hard Knocks
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computers, computer, classroom, class, classes, test, tests, modern age, digital learning, copying, cheating, copy, cheats, learning, learn, learns, on-line, online, internet, digital work, future, futuristic, technology, pupil, pupils'Home Schooling'
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