Learn Cartoons

"If you laugh at all of God's jokes, he's never going to learn what's funny."

My First Boat

"Those who do not learn from the future are destined to make mistakes in it."

"We'll start out by speaking in simple declarative sentences."

"One question: If this is the Information Age, how come nobody knows anything?"

"Big day, Haskins. The training wheels come off.",

"First of all, forget everything you learned in obedience school."

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

"Some hacker from an obscure university in China ate my homework."

"The message here is 'Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate!'"

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

"Does it say I'm a Wittgenstein scholar?"

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

"We're done with Baby Einstein. We're on to Baby Bruckheimer."

The Nervous Gourmet:Low-Risk Chicken

"If you've finished reading the tablets, please pass them back to the front."

The School Of Hard Knocks

"Keep your eyes on your own screen."

'Home Schooling'

"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."

"Like that?"

"Does anything die and become dessert?"