My First Boat
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"Those who do not learn from the future are destined to make mistakes in it."
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"One question: If this is the Information Age, how come nobody knows anything?"
"Big day, Haskins. The training wheels come off.",
"First of all, forget everything you learned in obedience school."
"The message here is 'Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate!'"
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"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."
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"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"
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"Keep your eyes on your own screen."
"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."
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"Sweetie, words have the power to hurt. I'll teach you some of the most effective ones."
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"Once you learn, though, you'll never forget."
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"Fox News has actually learned squat. Details at ten."
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"This fish has forced me to confront all the things I did wrong with my last fish."
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"O.K., class, today we're going to learn about survival of the fittest."
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"This is for anyone on the panel- how can I be up there instead of down here?"
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The Ultimate Beginner's Board
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"You need to put in 10,000 hours."
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"I'll let you know the meaning of life when I'm damn good and ready!"
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Diving through holes in diving board.
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Rejected by the school of hard knocks.
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"Give a man an exam and he'll be healthy for a day; teach a man to examine himself and he'll be healthy for a lifetime."
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