"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."
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pet, pets, cat, cats, will, wills, death, dying, deathbed, death bed, deaths, everyone leave, leave, leaving, wish, wishes, final wish, final wishes, last wish, last wishes, final-wish, last-wish, final-wishes, last-wishes, cat, family, families, love, important, importance, priority, priorities"I've decided to cut and run."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, military, iraq war, catch-phrase, catch-phrases, catchphrase, catchphrases, cut and run, cut-and-run, leaving, giving up, hurry off, word play, word play, republican party, american politics, american government, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, pejorative, pejoratives"He's no longer here!"
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last day, last days, fire, fired, firing, firings, layoff, layoffs, lay-off, lay-offs, laid off, sacked, sacking, sackings, downsize, downsizes, downsizing, restructure, restructures, restructuring, secretary, secretaries, pack up, packs up, packing up, leave, leaves, leaving, final day, final days, job, jobs, worker, workers, bitter, bitterness, anger, angry, furious". . . and I haven't met anyone interesting in years." "What am I-chopped liver?"
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psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychologist, psychologists, counselor, counselors, counselling, counsel, undervalued, insulting, insulted, poor practice, taking offense, offended, offense, ignored, ignoring, ignores, attention, craving attention, interesting, interest, left out, leave out, leaving, unprofessional"But you can't leave me—your name is Bride of Frankenstein."
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walk out, walks out, walking out, leave, leaves, leaving, divorce, divorces, divorcing, horror, horror movie, horror movies, horror film, horror films, classic, monster movie, monster movies, monster, monsters, frankenstein, bride, wife, wives, denial, in denial, jilted husband, identity, identity crisis"Very few leave the grove!"
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trees, tree, forest, forests, woods, grove, groves, leave, leaving, left, leaves, moving away, moving, move, moved, getting away, escaping, small-town, small-town mentality, never leave, stay, staying"Don't forget to torch the place when you leave."
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torch, torches, torching, fired, firing, firings, layoff, layoffs, laid off, laying off, restructure, restructures, restructuring, revenge, vengeance, burn your bridges, burning your bridges, receptionist, receptionists, burn your bridges, burning your bridges, arson, arsonist, arsonists, leave, leaves, leaving, secretary, secretaries, office secretary, office secretaries"We'll always have couples therapy."
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therapy, psychology, psychiatry, couples therapy, marriage counseling, marriage counselling, patient, patients, mental health, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, leaving, memory, memories"Come back—I can change!"
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, boyfriend, boyfriends, partner, partners, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, leaving, giving up, rock, rocks, boulder, boulders, stone, stones, change, changes, changing, i can change, come back, return, pleading, begging, convincing, geology, geologist, geologists, science, unchanging, set in stone, rigid, fixed, set in their ways, stubborn, inflexible, obstinate"Right now I'm a stay-at-home dad, but when this baby comes I'm going back to work."
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paternity, paternity leave, leave, leaves, leaving, time off, take time off, takes time off, taking time off, dad, dads, new dad, new dads, father, fathers, new father, new fathers, new parent, new parents, parent, parents, pregnancy, pregnancies, infant, infants, infancy, baby, babies, back to work, go back to work, going back to work, lazy, laziness, parenting duty, parenting duties, parenting, deadbeat dad, deadbeat dads, loser, losers, husband, husbands, slacker, slackers, slack off, slacks off, slacking off"Who's going to finish your sentences?"
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couple, couples, walk out, walks out, walking out, divorce, divorces, divorcing, finish each other's sentence, finishing each other's sentences, split up, splits up, splitting up, split, splits, leave, leaves, leaving, husband, husbands, wife, wives, other half, threaten, threatens, threatening, fight, fights, fighting, argument, arguments, row, rows, rowing, furious"Don't forget to call the Fire Department."
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marriage, married, marries, marry, marriages, relationship, relationships, fire, fires, husband, husbands, wife, wives, partner, partners, spouse, spouses, burn, burning, remind, reminder, reminds, cliche, cliches, don't forget, forget, forgetful, don't forget to call your mother, urgent, relaxed, unforgettable, urgency, emergency, panic, friendly, work, working, business, businessman, works, leaving, leaves"Your mother was young and restless and knew what she wanted. She wanted out."
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divorce, divorces, divorcing, divorcee, divorcees, young and restless, leave, leaves, leaving, walk out, walks out, walking out, parent, parents, father, fathers, dad, dads, mother, mother, mom, moms, mum, mums, rich man, rich men, rich person, rich people, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, worry, worries, worrying"No, this is not part of an evacuation procedure."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, leaving, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, luggage, baggage, evacuation, evacuations, emergency, emergencies, procedure, procedures"Not you, too!"
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divorce, divorced, separated, separation, husband and wide, domestic, domestic argument, abandoned, abandonment, left, leaving, lost property, disagreement, disgree, fight, fighting, argue, argument, dispute, spousal dispute, couple, couples, difficult relationships, difficult relationships, unhealthy relationships, unhealthy relationship, house, houses, property, properties, home, homes, real estate, building foundations, relationship foundation, co-habit, cohabit, co-habiting, cohabiting, divorce settlement, divorce arrangement"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."
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divorce, divorces, divorcing, divorced, separation, separations, walk out, walks out, walking out, leave, leaves, leaving, husband, husbands, wife, wives, luggage, baggage, suitcase, suitcases, style, stylish, picky, choosy, fashionista, fashionistas, attractive, move out, moves out, moving out, split up, splits up, splitting up, breakup, breakups, break-up, breaks up, breaking up"My God! There goes middle management."
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business, businessman, businessmen, businesswoman, businesswomen, executive, executives, exec, execs, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, middle management, quit, quitting, leaving, office, offices, office life, legend, legends, myth, myths, folklore, pied piper of hamelin, pied piper, fictional character, fictional characters, literature, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, following, leading"You're gonna be the man of the house now-you need to protect your mother and sister."
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family, child, kid, kids, baby, babies, infant, infants, toddler, toddlers, high chair, high-chair, walk out, walk-out, walked out, man of the house, man of the family, patriarch, parenting, parental, gender roles, masculinity, toxic masculinity, gun, guns, hand gun, handgun, hand-gun, protect, protecting, protection, ludicrous, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, leave, leaving, left, broken home, broken family, broken families"The open-door policy is only for leaving."
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businessman, businessmen, business, office, office, office life, manager, managers, boss, bosses, executive, executive, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, chief executive officer, chief executive officers, president, presidents, secretary, secretaries, receptionist, receptionists, company, companies, corporation, corporations, corporate, employee, employees, worker, worker, open-door policy, open-door policies, leaving, openness, transparency, communication, problem, problems, questionable, unavailable"I'll leave, Margaret, but I won't get lost."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating, date, dates, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, dumped, dumping, leaving, lost, ranger, rangers, youth group, youth groups, youth club, youth clubs, boy's club, leader, leaders, expression, expressions, word play, wordplay"What say we blow off the nuts and seeds, and go grab ourselves some suet?"
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, food, bird feed, bird seeds, nut, nuts, seed, seeds, suet, bird feeder, bird feeders, blow off, leaving, grab, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, eating, dining, meal, mealsLucia is further maddened by the early departure of a subscriber in a sports jacket.
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theatre, theatres, theater, theaters, play, plays, audience, opera, operas, singing, singer, singers, lucia, lucia di lammermoor, mad, angry, anger, upset, subscriber, subscribers, prima donna, departing, exiting, leaving, leaving early, departing early, early departure, supporter, supporters, donor, donors, patron, patrons, art, arts, sports jacket, sports jackets, funding, finance, finances, money, music