Lost Dog. Reward: Millions and Millions
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"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."
"You'll be back."
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"I do like it here, but I'm ready for my own apartment."
"And if things don't work out in the big city, Cindy, you can always come back home to me and Mom and our nightmare descent into booze and pills."
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"I need to leave you and the children and go to Tahiti if I'm ever going to be a truly great accountant."
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"No need to push, Mother—I'm going."
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"Go. Evolve. Don't worry about us."
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"So soon? But we've barely scratched the surface of our discontent."
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"What'll I eat, when you, are far away, and I am blue, what'll I eat?"
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"Don't forget to click Reply."
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"The reason I'm singing the national anthem, Steve, is that I'm signing off now."
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"I've decided to leave my family to devote more time to myself."
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"The time will come, son, when you will move out of the basement and into a basement apartment of your own."
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"Honey, I'm home."
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"Did I Remember To Close The Drawbridge?"
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" 'Sack Rome!' That's your answer to everything!"
"Either we've been robbed or the kids left without saying goodbye."
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"Oh, don't jump. But at least learn to code."
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"I've been a mess since Jake left for college, so now we have a boy who comes in a couple of times a week to leave wet towels all over and challenge everything I say."
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