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"It's a standard pre-pickup-line agreement."

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"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

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"Everything in your life has gone smoothly. That's a violation of Murphy's law."

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"If it weren't for threatening letters I would hardly write at all."

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"I've forgiven the president. Perhaps you could forgive me."

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"I'm sorry, I guess they just wanted it more."

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"Snap judgements, today only."

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"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

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New Attorney.

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Lady Justice reading a book

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"Of course, if you get your client off in the initial trial you're throwing away the appeal fee."

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"Remember to watch me from the stand. 'One' is exagerrate, 'Two' is half truth and 'Three' is bald faced lie."

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"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

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"Maybe that isn't the way it happened, but that's the way it should have happened, and that's the way I'm going to remember it happened."

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"That's not the morning paper, Storm. That's a subpoena."

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"And before you mail your valentines, please make sure your attorney reviews the sexual harassment waiver."

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"OK, you're going to feel a little prick, followed by a burning desire to sue me."

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"Counsel is warned again: this court will not tolerate bathos."

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"Mrs. Halper, do you really want me to grant you this divorce? Mr. Halper informs me that passages from 'The Velveteen Rabbit' were read at your wedding ceremony."

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"I'd like a sidebar, your honor."

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"As my attorney I was able to get you in on a work visa."

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"I'm pre-legal analysis."

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Daddy's Litigious Girl

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"It's a deal, but just to be on the safe side let's have our lawyers look at this handshake."

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"When I'm with you, Miss Lawson, the billable hours just fly by."

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