"Innocence is no excuse."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, innocent, innocence, ignorant, ignorance, excuse, excuses, alibi, alibis, legal principle, legal principles, ignorantia juris non excusat, ignorantia legis neminem excusat, legal doctrine, knowledge of the law, ignorance of the law is no excuse, word play, wordplay"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"
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dissent, dissenting opinion, dissenting opinions, judge, judges, scotus, s.c.o.t.u.s., supreme court of the united states, justice, justices, law, laws, legal, justice system, legal system, supreme court, agreement, agreeing, disagreeing, disagreement, court, courts, decision, decisions, deciding, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, bias, prejudice, prejudiced, biased, judicial impartiality, impartial, impartiality, corrupt, corruption, blatant, obvious, disqualifying, recusing, judicial disqualification, judicial recusal, good news, fair"No, I don't think your decisions are too Draconian. Do you think my decisions are too Draconian?"
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, prosecutor, prosecutors, prosecution, defense, defence, defendant, defendants, client, clients, witness, witness, bailiff, bailiffs, police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, day in court, justice, chaos, confusion, judgement day, american court system, punishments, sentence, sentences, sentencing, criminal, criminals, media, press, journalist, journalists, reporter, reporters, jury, juries, juror, jurors, murder, murders, homicide, swearing in, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence"Hi, I'm your court-appointed lawyer-whoa! Don't tell me you've been executed already."
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lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, court-appointed, public defender, public defenders, defence, defense, client, clients, defendant, defendants, jail, jail, prison, prisons, criminal, criminals, convict, convicts, death row, death penalty, capital punishment, execution, executions, executed, cell, cells, empty, gone, disappeared, too late, bad timing, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, death, black humour, black humor, dark humour, dark humor"Learned counsel should use shorter words. Learned counsel is forgetting that this Court was not an 'A' student."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, education, schooling, literacy, literate, illiterate, illiteracy, student, students, bad student, bad students, studying, big words, intelligence, language, vocab, vocabulary, learned, forgetting, forgot, unprofessional, unqualified"Are you telling me that just because something is against the law, that makes it illegal?"
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, against the law, legal, client, clients, defendant, defendants, defence, deense, logic, illogical, logical, guilt, guilty, word play, wordplay, confused, confusion, confusingKing Arthur And The Attorneys Of The Round Table
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history, historical, medieval, myth, myths, legend, legends, literature, book, books, king arthur, camelot, round table, round tables, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, politician, politicians, government, governments, politics, law, laws, legal, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, litigation, litigious, lawsuit, lawsuits, modern lifeMany walks past "Beware of our lawyer".
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home, homes, house, houses, security, guard dog, guard dogs, guard, guards, beware, warning, warnings, advisory, advisories, fence, fences, protection, guarding, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, litigation, litigious, lawsuit, lawsuits, home security, personal security"That was fun. What time does the next trial of the century start?"
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television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., court, courts, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, court case, court cases, trial of the century, notable, fame, infamous, famous, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, fun, interesting, media, press, journalism, impeachment, impeachments, bill clinton, clinton, senate, president, presidents, politics, government, government, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, time, next, modern life"Guilty of flaunting it without having it. Sixty days."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defendant, defendants, defence, defense, client, clients, guilty, verdict, verdicts, sentence, sentencing, fashion, style, clothing, clothes, flaunting, show-off, show-offs, showing off, fashion crime, crime against fashion, fashion police, fashion don't, unattractive, fashion sense, personal style, personal appearance, gaudy, flashy, showy"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, family law, shot, gun violence, gun crime, gun, guns, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, patient, patience, no patience, ran out of patience, moral relativism, yo, annoying, bothering, anger, upset, angry, frustrated, frustration"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, fiance, fiances, fiancee, fiancees, engaged, conflict, conflicts, pre-nup, pre-nups, pre-nuptial agreement, pre-nuptial agreements, contract, contracts, agreement, agreements, law, laws, legal, family law, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, label, labels, labelling, labeling, name, names, dividing, divorce, divorces"Let me tell you, folks—I've been around long enough to develop an instinct for these things, and my client is innocent or I'm very much mistaken."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, client, clients, defendant, defendants, jury, juries, speech, speeches, instinct, instincts, innocent, guilty, mistake, mistakes, error, errorsProfessional Courtesy:"Life in prison, but as you're an attorney, sentence suspended."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, sentence, sentencing, reduce sentence, suspended sentence, life in prison, professional courtesy, favoritism, favouritism, unfair, unethical, bias, nepotism, preferential treatment, preferred treatment, special treatment, impartiality, impartial"I didn't realize, Your Honor. I assumed the law here was the same as in New Jersey. As you may know, dog eat dog is permissible there."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, personification, dog eat dog, dog-eat-dog, animal law, dog law, new jersey, defendant, defendants, client, clients, defense, defence, permissible, phrase, phrases, word play, wordplay"You'll need to find another attorney. I'm going to prison."
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court, courts, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, jail, jail, prison, prison, ethics, unethical, criminal, criminals, white-collar crime, white collar crime, client, clients, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, bad sign, bad signs, misconduct, unprofessional, malpractice, legal malpractice"It really wasn't my fault, Your Honor. I was led to believe I was above the law."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, blame, blaming, blame game, sue, suing, lawsuit, lawsuits, litigation, litigious, money"Not much in the way of hard assets, I'm afraid, but he did leave some highly desirable organs."
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lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, reading of the will, will, wills, testament, testaments, asset, assets, money, executor, executors, heir, heirs, beneficiary, beneficiaries, medicine, medical, organ, organs, organ donor, organ donors, organ donation, transplant, transplants, desirable, death, probate, estate, estates, inheritance"I'll have the Chicken Roberto, on the advice of counsel."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, chicken, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, recommending, suggest, suggestion, suggestions, suggesting, advice, legal advice, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel"Could my client be innocent? Probably not. My point is it's interesting to think about."
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