Legal Counsel Cartoons

"It's a standard pre-pickup-line agreement."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
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CC138152
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pick-up line, pick-up lines, pickup line, pickup lines, chat up, chats up, chatting up, contract, contracts, agreement, agreements, verbal contract, verbal contracts, sexual harassment, protection, protections, litigation, litigious, litigious society, litigious societies, standard agreement, legal agreement, legal agreements, flirt, flirts, flirting, flirtation, flirtations, lawyer, lawyers, legal counsel, attorney, attorneys

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
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CC41975
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dissent, dissenting opinion, dissenting opinions, judge, judges, scotus, s.c.o.t.u.s., supreme court of the united states, justice, justices, law, laws, legal, justice system, legal system, supreme court, agreement, agreeing, disagreeing, disagreement, court, courts, decision, decisions, deciding, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel

"Everything in your life has gone smoothly. That's a violation of Murphy's law."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CX301887
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, violation, violations, life, smooth sailing, murphy's law, anything that can go wrong will go wrong, adage, adages, pessimism, pessimistic, pessimist, pessimists, negative thinking, expression, expressions

"If it weren't for threatening letters I would hardly write at all."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CX301958
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lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, cease and desist, cease and desist letter, cease and desist letters, letter, letters, writing, threat, threats, threatening, litigation, litigious, lawsuit, lawsuits, legal, law

"I've forgiven the president. Perhaps you could forgive me."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CX301924
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, president, presidents, government, governments, politics, forgiven, forgiveness, pardon, pardons, mercy

"I'm sorry, I guess they just wanted it more."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CX301949
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, losing, loser, losers, falling short, failure, failures, failed, apologising, apologizing, apology, apologies

"Snap judgements, today only."

Artist:
Downes, Nick
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BA500492
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, courthouse, courthouses, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, judgement, judgements, justice, ruling, rulings, decision, decisions, snap, quick, bad idea, bad ideas, undemocratic, modern life

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

Artist:
Koren, Edward
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CC23968
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, pre-nup, pre-nups, pre-nuptial agreement, pre-nuptial agreements, family law, plant, plants, houseplant, houseplants, gardener, gardeners, plant lover, plant lovers, potted plant, potted plants, greed, anger, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, custody

New Attorney.

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CX301841
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lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, law, new, newbie, newbies, beginner, beginners, starting out, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, ad, ads, marketing

Lady Justice reading a book

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
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CC23999
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lady justice, justitia, justice, legal system, justice system, law, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, scale, scales, blindfold, blindfolds, blind justice, scales of justice, book, books, literature, novel, novels, writer, writers, author, authors, mystery, mysteries, detective, detectives, reading, reader, readers

"Of course, if you get your client off in the initial trial you're throwing away the appeal fee."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CX301939
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lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, billable hours, legal fees, legal bills, legal billing, money, finances, greed, greedy, client, clients, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, winning, trial, trials, appeal, appeals, strategic loss, strategic losses, tactical victory, tactical victories, strategy, strategies, thinking ahead, practicing law, practising law, legal, law, law firm, law firms, law office, law offices

"Remember to watch me from the stand. 'One' is exagerrate, 'Two' is half truth and 'Three' is bald faced lie."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CX301942
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court, courts, trial, trials, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, client, clients, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, witness stand, taking the stand, signal, signals, gesture, gestures, ethics, unethical, exaggeration, exaggerations, exaggerate, half-truth, half-truths, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, dishonest, dishonesty, perjury, perjurer, perjurers

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
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CX304414
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grandpa, grandpas, grandfather, grandfathers, grandparent, grandparents, granddad, granddads, grandchild, grandchildren, grandkid, grandkids, justice, law, legal, story, stories, story time, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, adult kids, adult children, adult child, adult kid

"Maybe that isn't the way it happened, but that's the way it should have happened, and that's the way I'm going to remember it happened."

Artist:
Downes, Nick
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BA500496
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, witness, witnesses, witness stand, remembering, memory, memories, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence

"That's not the morning paper, Storm. That's a subpoena."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CX302292
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, dog trick, dog tricks, pet trick, pet tricks, bringing, carrying, fetching, newspaper, newspapers, subpoena, subpoenas, legal, law, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, process server, process servers, mistake, mistakes

"And before you mail your valentines, please make sure your attorney reviews the sexual harassment waiver."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
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CX304375
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education, school, schools, schooling, teacher, teachers, student, students, teacher life, elementary school, primary school, junior high school, middle school, high school, secondary school, valentines day, valentine's day's, card, cards, greeting card, greeting cards, valentines, valentine, sexual harassment, bullying, waiver, waivers, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, law, legal, modern life

"OK, you're going to feel a little prick, followed by a burning desire to sue me."

Artist:
Weyant, Christopher
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BA500227
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"Counsel is warned again: this court will not tolerate bathos."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
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CC31591
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, warning, warnings, clown, clowns, bathos, anti-climax, literary, literature, humour, humor, mood, trivial, ridiculous, word play, wordplay

"Mrs. Halper, do you really want me to grant you this divorce? Mr. Halper informs me that passages from 'The Velveteen Rabbit' were read at your wedding ceremony."

Artist:
Gross, Sam
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CC31791
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"I'd like a sidebar, your honor."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CX301820
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, sidebar conference, sidebar conferences, confidential, sidebar, sidebars, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drinking, drink, drinks, alcohol, alcoholic, wordplay, word play

"As my attorney I was able to get you in on a work visa."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CX303047
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religion, religious, death, after death, life after death, afterlife, heaven, angel, angels, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, litigation, work visa, work visa, immigration, visa, visa, immigrant, immigrants

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
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CX304356
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law school, law schools, law student, law students, practicing law, practising law, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, analysis, legality, illegality, legal system, justice system, law, legal, illegal

Daddy's Litigious Girl

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
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CX304416
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kid, kids, child, children, daughter, daughters, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, proud parent, proud parents, daddy's girl, father-daughter relationship, father-daughter relationships, lawsuit, lawsuits, litigation, litigious, suing, legal, law, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel

"It's a deal, but just to be on the safe side let's have our lawyers look at this handshake."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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CX300423
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business, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, exec, execs, office, offices, office life, deal, deals, business deal, business deals, contract, contracts, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, handshake, handshakes, making a deal, safety first, double checking, double check, legal

"When I'm with you, Miss Lawson, the billable hours just fly by."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CX301824
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lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, billable hours, legal fees, legal bills, legal billing, money, unprofessional, unprofessional conduct, flirting, pick-up line, pick-up lines, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, in love, falling in love, love