"Who's up for archery waivers?"
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"Let's be reasonable. Just approve my client, and we'll all be spared a lot of nasty litigation."
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"Look, I'm not saying it's going to be today. But someday - someday - you guys will be happy that you've taken along a lawyer."
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"Please remind your mom and dad that its not a parent-teacher-attorney conference."
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"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."
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Food - Gas - Lawyers - Next Exit.
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"Now with a firm twist, I'll remove his attorney."
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"Does it hurt when my attorney does this?"
"Now, now, Ruffy, if you'll spare me the threats I'll spare you the legal jargon."
"Do you need an attorney, little boy?"
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"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."
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"I'm just the census-taker—I don't have to read you your rights."
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The Farmer, The Log And The Log's Attorney
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"My attorney feels it's unwise for me to continue to represent you."
"It was a typical 'His lawyer said/Her lawyer said' situation."
Eggerton & Peppo - Specializing in Amicable Divorces and Children's Birthday Parties
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"And, in exchange for his testimony, your client gets to pick something nice out of our catalogue."
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"It's for you - it's my lawyer."
"Although my client was well aware of the falling crime rate, Your Honor, he chose not to be trendy."
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"May I represent you across the street?"
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"Trust me, you're going to be very happy you brought along legal representation."
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"You don't have to answer that."
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"I'm Edward Sadlon III, your trial-size lawyer."
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"I never discuss my clients with their mothers."
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