Legal Representatives Cartoons

Legal Representatives Cartoons

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Legal Representatives cartoon

"Look, I'm not saying it's going to be today. But someday - someday - you guys will be happy that you've taken along a lawyer."

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"And today if the prosecutor says 'Liar, liar, pants on fire,' do not turn around to check."

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"I'm certain I speak for the entire legal profession when I say that the fee is reasonable and just."

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"Make eye contact with the jury, but not homicidal-maniac eye contact."

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"Now, now, Ruffy, if you'll spare me the threats I'll spare you the legal jargon."

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Legal Representatives cartoon

"I'm his biological lawyer."

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Legal Representatives cartoon

McCooties, Gold, & Jibbs.

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"I'm not technically a quote-unquote lawyer, but I do own a paper shredder and have visited several prisons."

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Legal Representatives cartoon

The Straw Entrepreneur, The Tin Accountant, and The Cowardly Attorney

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Bradbury, Cavalli, Lennon & Kleiner: Her Lawyers

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Legal Representatives cartoon

"My incompetence will become the basis of your appeal."

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Legal Representatives cartoon

"Archibald Monroe - I'll be heading Mr. Billing's transition team."

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Legal Representatives cartoon

"Don't give me that. My lawyers assure me there's a loophole in your menu's no-substitution clause big enough to drive a truck through. Now, either I get my creamed spinach instead of those fried onion rings or we'll continue this discussion in court."

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"Your Honor, if it please the court I'd like to deliver my opening comments in the form of a power ballad."

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Legal Representatives cartoon

"If you'd like I could throw a few criminals your way."

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"My client got twenty years, yet he paid me in full. It just shows the system works."

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Legal Representatives cartoon

"It's for you - it's my lawyer."

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Legal Representatives cartoon

"Mr. Packard will sue you now."

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Legal Representatives cartoon

"So much for your attorneys."

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Legal Representatives cartoon

"I think we really got hurt by the jury selection!"

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Legal Representatives cartoon

"S this is how you settle out of court."

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Legal Representatives cartoon

"It wasn't a carcinoma at all- it was just an itty-bitty attorney."

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Legal Representatives cartoon

"Melanie, find me a little pro-bono case to cleanse my palate."

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Legal Representatives cartoon

Meet a Representative of Santa Claus

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Legal Representatives cartoon

"My client doesn't have to answer that."

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