"I'm afraid you're retaining lawyers."
"Look, I'm not saying it's going to be today. But someday - someday - you guys will be happy that you've taken along a lawyer."
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"If you want justice, it's two hundred dollars an hour. Obstruction of justice runs a bit more."
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"Remember to round each billable hour off to the nearest week."
"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."
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"My lawyer finally got me on the endangered-species list!"
Food - Gas - Lawyers - Next Exit.
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"And this is my cousin Dave, who handles the conventional wisdom."
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"Now with a firm twist, I'll remove his attorney."
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"Listen. It's at the quiet moments like this that you can actually hear the meter running."
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Bradbury, Cavalli, Lennon & Kleiner: Her Lawyers
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The Lawyer Fairy
"Your dish will be out just as soon as it clears legal."
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The Straw Entrepreneur, The Tin Accountant, and The Cowardly Attorney
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"May I consult with counsel?"
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"A pod of attorneys to see you, sir!"
"Get with the back beat, counselor!"
"I'm sorry, Chad, … if it's a subpoena I don't think I can negotiate an appearance fee."
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"They're cheaper in bulk."
"It's a part of the new austerity program – e now run things by paralegal."
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Trump's legal team
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"Refresh my memory: Are you my lawyer or my lawyer's lawyer?