Legality Cartoons

"Run it by legal." "Run it by accounting."

"Not guilty, Your Honor, and thank you for asking."

"My question is for the medical examiner."

"Were our business legitimate, gentlemen, this would be considered legal."

"Don't listen to him. Your hair is beautiful."

"They just made a little money the old-fashioned way, Ben–they stole it."

"I took aim, pulled the trigger, and then, suddenly, shots rang out."

Fenton, Griff, Wintz & Barkins - Attorneys-at-law: The Legal We Do Immediately, The Illegal Takes a Little Longer

"I won't have kids until gay men are able to give birth in every state."

"Don't think of it as a conspiracy charge. Think of it as a buddy trial."

"Your Honor, we the jury blame the victim."

"Your Honor, all this pretrial publicity has made my client look fat."

"Good trial." "Good trial." "Good trial."

"Is it true that you were the only person at the concert who refused to 'wave your hands in the air, and wave 'em like you just don't care'?"

"O.K., O.K., house arrest."

"It's what I do."

"If you have any questions about our health-care plan, take it up with the Supreme Court."

"Someday I'll catch you without your mallet, little man."

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"Before I start my taped testimony, I should like to say a few words about Fenton's Naturally Decaffeinated Coffee."

"Is that legal? Can the old man force me to take a performance-enhancing drug."

"When he reached the end of the pier, the rhetoric turned nasty."

"My witness doesn't understand me."

"My witness doesn't understand me."

"You've been charged with driving under the influence of testosterone."