Legality Cartoons

Legality Cartoons

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Legality cartoon

"Not guilty, Your Honor, and thank you for asking."

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"Run it by legal." "Run it by accounting."

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"I took aim, pulled the trigger, and then, suddenly, shots rang out."

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The Lawyer of Oz

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Lady Justice Balances A Marriage Quarrel

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"When he reached the end of the pier, the rhetoric turned nasty."

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"Someday I'll catch you without your mallet, little man."

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"Your Honor, it would be a hardship for me to sit on a long, non-celebrity trial.

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"Your Honor, we the jury blame the victim."

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"My witness doesn't understand me."

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"Well, there was a Malone who tried that in 1942 and won, but, on the other hand, there was a Parker who tried it in '63 and lost."

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"Is it true that you were the only person at the concert who refused to 'wave your hands in the air, and wave 'em like you just don't care'?"

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"Before I start my taped testimony, I should like to say a few words about Fenton's Naturally Decaffeinated Coffee."

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"I'm pre-legal analysis."

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"It's what I do."

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"Your Honor, all this pretrial publicity has made my client look fat."

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"If it please Your Honor . . . Your Honor? Your Honor!"

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"Look at it this way, Conroy—the longer they stay out, the longer you're a free man."

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"Before I read our verdict, I'd like to announce that as soon as court adjourns, some of us will be appearing on television to discuss the case, and we hope you'll all tune in."

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"Sometimes our borrowers find themselves underwater."

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"Eye dew."

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"Don't listen to him. Your hair is beautiful."

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"Don't think of it as a conspiracy charge. Think of it as a buddy trial."

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"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

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The Ultimate Contract

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