"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."
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Romulus (left) and Remus
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"Pi what squared? Long John, you should be able to get this."
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"Quite frankly, I'm a bit disappointed."
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King Arthur And The Attorneys Of The Round Table
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"It's getting much harder for me to distinguish good from evil. All I'm certain about is what's appropriate and what's inappropriate."
Sisyphus' baseball game
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"Don't worry, Ma - I'm too big to fail."
"I am not having this conversation again."
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"They say those who follow the Great Rubber Duckie will ride safely through any storm!"
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"Well, some of us mortals have to get up tomorrow morning."
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"Dear Sirs: Yes! I would like to learn more about Rogaine with minoxidil."
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"Wait! First, his attorney."
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"Salted nuts or chewing gum?"
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"Come on, honey, enough with the magic realism."
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Hermes, Process Server Of The Gods
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"You can have Burnett's old office and Burnett's old desk, but it's not right for you to have Burnett's old number."
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"I'm not sending Christmas cards this year."
Sphinx cat and mummy mouse
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The Bisque Narcissus.
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"I know. But I think I can change him."
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