"Wait a minute. We're lemurs! Lemurs!"
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What Lemmings Believe
"There's nothing worse than waiting in the wrong line."
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The Lemmings of Montauk
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"My Pet Lemming"
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"We crossed lemmings with salmon."
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"Look, I have my misgivings, too, but what choice do we have except to stay the course?"
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Lemming Cab Co.
Lemming Cab Co.
"Nobody told me about this!"
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Meet the lemmings! ...Oops, too late.
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"Be patient. We'll soon be pigging out on lemmings."
"You guys go ahead. I've decided to smoke myself to death."
"Lemming Boot Camp"
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"Not many lemmings survive the experience, let alone write a book about it."
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"You're overthinking this."
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Man fishing while holding an umbrella to protect himself from lemmings jumping off the cliff above him
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"The bottom line here, gentlemen, is that, no matter what we do, we're going to wind up getting wet."
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"This is a good jumping off point for our final topic."
Lemmings look over a cliff at a safety net