MAIL CALL AT THOMPSON, HALVERSON, SPIELMAN & OSGOOD
"A first-class stamp, please. Something casual."
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"That's the problem with e-mail - no one to bite."
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"He's giving Dorothy Thompson a piece of his mind."
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"I know I say this a lot, but if I were a robot I would totally have sex with that."
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Introducing Honest Abe Cards
"Dear Sirs: Yes! I would like to learn more about Rogaine with minoxidil."
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New from Narcissist Cards, Inc.
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"He's about to dictate his last letter to the Times."
"Dear Jean: Confirming our phone conversation of earlier today, I no longer love you, and want a divorce."
Letter On Its Way From Omaha To New York
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I wish they'd quit sending my financial statements."
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The Greeting Card and the Business Letter
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"Pushing the envelope. How about you?"
Congratulations- Wholehearted/Tinged with Envy
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From "The Letters Of Jeffrey Flanders and Tip-Top Utility"
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Sympathy Cards for everyday use.
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"The folks at the Internal Revenue Service cordially invite you to join them in looking over a four-leaf clover that you overlooked before."
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"I've been selected to pay another electricity bill."
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"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"
"Careful, kiddo. A lot a junk mail looks first class."
"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."
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"Oh, Herb. Not Another Open Letter To Miley Cyrus."
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