"I think it is most admirable," said Alice, "that you gave up a thriving law practice to be with this lovely child."
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Unexpected Help for the Colonists at the Boston Tea Party
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"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"
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"I should like to buy a handgun while it is still legal," said Alice very gently.
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"Your generous donation," said the Dodo, "will help us in our quest to find a cure for extinction."
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Alice in Responsibilityland
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"He only likes me when it's through the looking glass."
"If it's all right, I prefer the name Dave."
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"Really? I never heard of a Cheshire dog."
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"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."
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Alice in the GP's Office
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"I'm sorry, Miss, but I'll have to ask you for some proof of age."
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"I'm late! I'm late! For a very important - we're not putting labels on it right now!"
"Which one of you farted?"
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"We had him neutered,"
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This apartment is bigger than mine!
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"'Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble..."
" 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogroves, and the mome raths outgrabe fifty basis points."
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While flossing, Lewis Carroll gets an idea.
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