Lgbt Cartoons

"I have two mommies. I know where the apostrophe goes."

"I think it's time to give the word 'fabulous' back to the straight world."

Trump and the Gender Inclusive Restroom

"Not another movie about straight people in love. I'm sick of extrapolating."

"My boyfriend is the son my parents always wanted."

"Should I free the gays, too?"

Same Sex Wedding

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

"I won't have kids until gay men are able to give birth in every state."

"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."

Additions to the Rainbow Curriculum

"You knew I was straight when you married me."

"Bad news - the unicorns are gay."

"I don't know if I've mentioned this before, Greg, but you are a very attractive man."

"I'm out of the closet but under the radar."

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

"He's bicoastal."

"It wouldn't be fair for us to get married until gays can be legally married, too. That's my story and I'm sticking to it."

"He's not gay, but he's often gay-adjacent."

Outingpatient

"And every time I start to get the least bit serious about a Republican he turns out to be a Log Cabin Republican."

"Tell me my origin story."

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

"I identify with shorter lines."