Liars Cartoons

"But, hey, what is 'recession' but a word? And the same goes for 'money,' right? And how about 'human beings'?"

"I'll never forget where I'm telling wife I was that day."

"The good news is that you will have a healthy baby girl. The bad news is that she is a congenital liar."

"I know what you're thinking, but let me offer a competing narrative."

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

"And today if the prosecutor says 'Liar, liar, pants on fire,' do not turn around to check."

"Very good. Now go out there and convince others."

By Strategic Use of Postcards, Thoreau Manages to Keep Walden Pond Unspoiled

"So it's a case of he said, she said, it said."

"These are the benefits you were guaranteed when you joined this firm - and this is a match."

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"You're right - the shipping isn't free. They've folded the expense in the cost of the item."

"You expect me to believe you were at a mouse convention?"

Pinocchio finally takes the plunge.

"I lied when I told you I shave my head."

"I'm not going to lie to you. That's what Hendricks is here for."

Perspective;"Just another lie invented by dead European white males."

"Let's change 'brink of chaos' to 'Everything is wonderful.'"

"You don't look like a hurricane victim to me."

"All right, I lied to you. All governments lie!"

"Wait, what if we convinced the jury that, while they're wasting their time with me, the real Socrates is still at large?"

"And so, due to the appearance of wrongdoing, I've decided to simulate my resignation."

"I was afraid I was lying to myself, but, thank God, I passed the polygraph."

"You're the type who'll make me prove every claim I make."

"What's in it for me?"