"Does this dress make me look Republican?"
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Love at First Sign
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"Thank you, sir. I see you're not hopelessly liberal."
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"Catherine would like to share some holiday thoughts with us on the subject of gender-neutral toys."
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"Once upon a time, there was a frozen pizza, and inside the pizza some very bad monsters lived. Their names were refined white flour, reconstituted tomato, and processed cheese. But the worst monster of all was called pepperoni!"
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"I'm going back to my room, where the media is a little less mainstream."
"We're still getting used to feeling patriotic."
"I want my bubble back."
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"We're trying to come up with a less offensive term for 'political correctness.'"
"Let's quit helping those who don't need help, stop supporting failed programs, cut entitlements...and offer the dog to the gods."
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"I won't have kids until gay men are able to give birth in every state."
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"I brought my own bag."
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"They're trying to give a new face to policing."
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"Do you know its sexual identity?"
"Run, everybody - run for your life! It's them - it's the Koch brothers!"
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Bernie & Hillary Debate
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"How the hell am I supposed to compete with that?"
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"Should anyone inquire, Harrington, our portions are generous, not liberal."
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The Muttering Classes.
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"I'm sorry, but I'm morally and politically opposed to hangman."
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"Before I became a black conservative, I was a white liberal."
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Save Thy Soul - Save Our Historical Landmarks - Save Water
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"They're organic, vegetarian, and they challenge traditional gender roles."
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