"There will be a bit of a wait while we figure out a market solution to your problem."
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"No, thanks - I'm a libertarian."
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"Daddy's way of helping you with your homework is not to help you."
"In my youth I was a libertarian."
"Over here, Phyllis. I've moved to the center."
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"Let's quit helping those who don't need help, stop supporting failed programs, cut entitlements...and offer the dog to the gods."
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Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.
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"Maybe we should start seeing other fiscal conservatives with social consciences."
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Oh, alright. Fine. Romney.
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"Before we start, have you folks considered upgrading to Platinum Élite membership?"
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"Final, revised government figures for the fourth quarter of 1981 now indicate that the Yankees, not the Dodgers, won the World Series."
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"To representation without taxation!"
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"The corn hasn't quite matured if it's still reading Ayn Rand."
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"Take us to your Mayor Bloomberg."
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Limited government next 600 miles.
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"I'm sure you're a nice man, but I'm not interested in hearing your plan for a flat tax."
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If the N.R.A. ran the D.O.T.
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"I'm from the IRS. I'm afraid we've misused all your tax money. Could we have some more?"
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Man walks into a restaurant with a sign saying "Billy Bob's Diner - We don't let the federal government tell us what to do with our tainted beef".
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