Lies Cartoons

"After the whole W.M.D. thing, I don't know what to believe."

"I'll never forget where I'm telling wife I was that day."

"Wait, those weren't lies. That was spin!"

"Remember when I said I was going to be honest with you, Jeff? That was a big, fat lie."

"Don't listen to him. Your hair is beautiful."

"I know what you're thinking, but let me offer a competing narrative."

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

"Young people today need heroes - that's why I hired a P.R. firm."

"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."

"Very good. Now go out there and convince others."

"I find in these cases that the best defense is a pack of lies."

"So it's a case of he said, she said, it said."

By Strategic Use of Postcards, Thoreau Manages to Keep Walden Pond Unspoiled

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

"Totally naked except for my socks. How 'bout yourself?"

"These are the benefits you were guaranteed when you joined this firm - and this is a match."

Introducing Honest Abe Cards

"You're right - the shipping isn't free. They've folded the expense in the cost of the item."

"You expect me to believe you were at a mouse convention?"

Smoke and Mirrors Lounge

"I lied in my ad. I hate Wallace Stevens."

Results of the Tropical Fish Sex Survey

Sometimes a Good Excuse to Get off the Telephone is Hard to Find

Pinocchio finally takes the plunge.

Secrets of Adulthood.