Lies Cartoons

"Wait, those weren't lies. That was spin!"

Artist:
Gerberg, Mort
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CC39217
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lie, lies, lying, spin, spins, spinning, spin doctor, spin doctors, damage control, saint peter, st. peter, pr, public relations, pr rep, pr reps, pr representative, pr representatives, heaven, heavenly gates, heaven's gate, gates of heaven, plead, pleads, pleading, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, argue a case, arguing a case, argue, argues, arguing

"Remember when I said I was going to be honest with you, Jeff? That was a big, fat lie."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC43190
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honest, honesty, lie, lies, lying, white lie, white lies, expectation, expectations, sincerity, insincere, sincere, truth, truthteller, truthtellers, truthtelling, truth teller, truth tellers, truth telling, falsehood, falsehoods, false, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, 1 to 1, one to one, 1 2 1

"I know what you're thinking, but let me offer a competing narrative."

Artist:
Bliss, Harry
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CC119258
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cheat, cheating, adultery, adulterer, adulterers, cheat, cheaters, unfaithful, infidelity, infidelities, cheats, cheater, adulterer, adulterers, its not what it looks like, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, let me explain, explain, explaining, cliche, cliches, saying, saying, married, marry, narrative, narrative, sympathy, lie, lies, liar, liars

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CC121741
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translation, translations, french, translator, translators, resume, resumes, c/v, c/vs, cv, cvs, application, applications, job application, job applications, qualification, qualifications, job qualification, job qualifications, business school, business schools, harvard business school, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars

"Young people today need heroes - that's why I hired a P.R. firm."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC124783
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pr firm, p.r., public relations, public relations firm, public relations firms, hero, heroes, lie, lies, lying, heroic, inspiration, inspirations, inspired, representative, representatives, representation, pretend, pretends, pretending, misrepresent, misrepresentation, misrepresentations, positive spin, spin, spins, spinning, spin doctor, spin doctors, muse, muses

"I find in these cases that the best defense is a pack of lies."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CC120786
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defense lawyer, defense lawyers, defense attorney, defense attorneys, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, defendant, defendants, lie, lies, pack of lies, dishonest, dishonesty, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, legal case, legal cases, client, clients

"Very good. Now go out there and convince others."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC120508
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3000x1791 pixels (unwatermarked)
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happy, happiness, smile, smiles, smiling, convince, convinces, convincing, unconvincing, unnerving, sales, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, disingenuous, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, pep, peppy, upbeat, unnatural, creepy, permanent, permanence, weird, weirdness, buy, buys, buying, stiff

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
Search ID:
CC40562
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2866x2071 pixels (unwatermarked)
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free press, media, mainstream media, news, news van, news vans, rumor, rumors, rumour, rumours, lie, lies, lying, innuendo, fake news, false media, verify, verification, unreliable, bias, biased, tabloid, tabloids, journalist, journalists, journalism, local news, scaremonger, scaremongering

"Totally naked except for my socks. How 'bout yourself?"

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC44039
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3000x2855 pixels (unwatermarked)
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phone sex, public, public space, public spaces, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, public area, private, private life, long distance, long distance relationship, long distance relationships, rude, impolite, inconsiderate, thoughtless, lie, lies, lying, sexuality

"These are the benefits you were guaranteed when you joined this firm - and this is a match."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC121317
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benefit, benefits, firm, firms, law firm, law firms, guarantee, guarantees, promise, promises, promising, broken promise, broken promises, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, bonus, bonuses, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, contract, contracts, contractual agreement, contractual agreements

Pinocchio finally takes the plunge.

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC28666
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pinocchio, plastic surgery, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, deviated septum, deviated septums, excuse, excuses, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, rhinoplasty, puppet, puppets, real boy, excuse, excuses, big nose, nose, noses, insecurity, insecurities, insecure, surgery, surgeries, vanity, vain

"I lied when I told you I shave my head."

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
Search ID:
CC132028
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shave, shaving head, head shaving, head, bald, balding, balder, lie, lying, lies, liar, liars, hair, hairs, haircut, hair cut, restaurant, restaurants, meal, dining, hairlessness, hairless, date, dating, dates, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, first date, first dates, coming clean, honesty, honest

Secrets of Adulthood.

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC34809
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adulthood, adults, secret, secrets, secretive, secret, chore, chores, kid, kids, child, children, lie, lies, experience, experiences, life experiences, lightbulb, lightbulbs, light bulb, light bulbs, change a lightbulb, generic product, generic products, clean, cleaning, stain, stains, tide, tides, understand, understanding, understood, pencil, pencils

Results of the Tropical Fish Sex Survey

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC28267
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fish, sex survey, sex surveys, survey, surveys, surveying, scientific study, scientific studies, tropical fish, lie, lies, lying, brag, brags, bragging, braggart, braggarts, unreliable, survey result, survey results, questions about sex

Sometimes a Good Excuse to Get off the Telephone is Hard to Find

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
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CC31841
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called away, excuse, excuses, phone call, phone calls, overlong, overly long, chat, chats, chatting, chatty, talk, talks, talking, conversation, conversations, endless, endlessness, polite excuse, polite excuses, good excuse, good excuses, lie, lies, white lie, white lies, break free, breaks free, breaking free, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, irritation, irritations, irritating

"All right, I lied to you. All governments lie!"

Artist:
Fradon, Dana
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CC24088
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king, kings, queen, queens, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, infidelity, infidelities, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, politician, politicians, government, governments, fib, fibs, fibbing, spat, spats, row, rows, rowing, argument, arguments, arguing, disagreement, disagreements, admit, admits, admitting, confess, confesses, confession, confessions, justification, justifications, honest, honesty, dishonest, dishonesty

By Strategic Use of Postcards, Thoreau Manages to Keep Walden Pond Unspoiled

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
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CC34363
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henry david thorough, walden, walden pond, ralph waldo emerson, emerson, poet, poets, poetry, transcendentalist, transcendentalists, transcendentalist movement, nature, natural world, naturalist, naturalists, nature-lover, nature lovers, postcard, postcards, deceive, deceives, deceiving, deception, deceptions, lie, lies, liar, liars, fib, fibs, fibbing, fibber, fibbers, white lie, white lies, american writer, american writers

"Several groups have claimed responsibility."

Artist:
Fradon, Dana
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CC36436
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"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
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CC33141
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sleeping with the fishes, cement shoes, mob, mafia, gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, killer, killers, court, courtroom, courtrooms, court case, court cases, judge, judges, excuse, excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses, crime, criminal, law, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, barrister, barristers, solicitor, solicitors, drowning, drowned, water quality, inspecting, inspector, inspectors, lake, lakes, river, rivers, cement, witness, witnesses, cover story, cover-up, lie, lies, liar, perjury

"You faked your death once before—how do I know you're not faking it now?"

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
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CC37445
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bible, bibles, biblical, the bible, heaven, heavens gate, heavens gates, heaven's gate, heaven's gates, pearly gates, pearly gate, st peter, peter, saint, saints, saint peter, insurance, insured, life, life insurance, dead, died, death, fake death, fake, fakes, faker, fraud, fraudulent, guilt, guilty, awkward, awkward moment, uh oh, christianity, christian, ethics, ethical, ethic, moral, morals, morally, lie, lies, liar, lying, lawyer, lawyers

For Their Own Good.

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC42350
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death, deaths, hide, secret, secrets, trick, tricks, ethics, ethical, moral, morals, lies, lie, mislead, misleading, not ready, children, child, kid, kids, naive, naivety, deceive, deceiving, belgian congo, need to know, false, fabrication, fabrications, hides, hiding, protecting, protection, protect

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
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CC133051
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devil, devils, demon, demons, demonic, satan, satanic, deal with the devil, dealing with the devil, sin, sins, meeting, meetings, human resources, hr, h r, media, big business, business, corporate, political, politics, politically, politically charged, appearances, realities, reality, metaphor, metaphors, executive, executives, management, managers, big business, corporations, corrupt, corruption, corrupted, evil, evilly, evils, money, wealth, wealthy, positive image, public relations, pr, p r, pr management, spin, spin doctor, rhetoric, fake, phony, phonies, lies, fake news, critique, critical, critic

"So it's a case of he said, she said, it said."

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
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CC42016
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garden of eden, genesis, book of genesis, he said she said, he said, she said, story, stories, serpent, serpents, tree of knowledge, forbidden fruit, forbidden fruits, rashomon effect, lie, lies, liar, liars, self-serving, blame, blames, blaming, shift blame, shifts blame, shifting blame, point fingers, pointing fingers, finger-pointing, god, broken law, broken laws, bible story, bible stories, creation story, creation stories

"You don't look like a hurricane victim to me."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
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CC119377
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hurricane, hurricanes, hurrican victim, hurricane victims, tourist, tourists, poverty tourism, disaster, disasters, disaster tourism, disaster tourist, disaster tourists, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, beggar, beggars, begging, panhandle, panhandler, panhandlers, wild story, wild stories, unlikely, unbelievable, skeptic, skeptics, skeptical, sceptic, sceptics, sceptical

"You know, maybe he's not the small-business man he claims to be."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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CC125741
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businessman, businessmen, small business, small businesses, corporation, corporations, megacorporation, megacorporations, mega-corporation, mega-corporations, misrepresent, misrepresents, misrepresentation, misrepresentations, joe the plumber, lie, lies, lying, mankoff